# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/221 "2001-05-24T10:51:22Z")
Word to my brutha. johnnylasvegas has had one major smackdown, and kidnly “lent” me enough money to more than replace the thugs I lost. At this very moment he’s down to 7 thugs, but may still have some cash left; unfortunately my last attack dropped him below my attack range. Go for it, dude! (Now I just have to worry about retribution from the rest of the **corporational** cartel, but hey, what are friends for?) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/222 "2001-05-24T10:54:19Z")
Er…that should read “kindly”. ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/223 "2001-05-24T11:09:57Z")
Well, I found out what the medicine is for. Note to self: _ **Never let yourself run out of condoms again!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/224 "2001-05-24T11:17:21Z")
A few more note: **Chicken Lover** : j.d.b.h.expander is part of that donkey.farm cartel – you may wish to have words with **Maeglin**. The **corporational** cartel is actually quite weak across the board. Easy pickin’s, say I (who am out of turns at the moment). **Drive-by shootings.**. A really bad idea. Take it from me. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/225 "2001-05-24T12:41:52Z")
Drive by shootings are a horrible idea. Home invasions are much better. NO ONE MESSED WITH THE ALMIGHTY PUCETTE LAST NIGHT! I’m thrilled. Time to go make some crack. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/226 "2001-05-24T14:06:12Z")
Me and my hoodies have been sticking it to corporational for the past day and a half. Wanna know why they have sunk into obscurity? I take much of the credit. 😉 Anyway, if Expander is giving you shit, just message him and tell him he is fucking with the wrong people. MR ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/227 "2001-05-24T15:15:10Z")
> [@](#): > > And lowriders, contrary to the Pimp Bible, don’t make your whores earn more money … they said they were going to do that way back in v3-beta, but they never got around to putting it in the code, unless they snuck it in for v5. Doesn’t look like they help in redlite either; or, if they do, they don’t help much. I think I’ll stick to making AKs for the most part. Condoms are great in redlite too. They help keep your hoes happy. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/228 "2001-05-24T15:26:50Z")
So, now that I have the site back, how the HELL do you join a group? I don’t see it anywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/229 "2001-05-24T15:50:00Z")
If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/230 "2001-05-24T16:02:28Z")
If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/231 "2001-05-24T16:02:28Z")
It is so not over with onelifetolive. They recovered. Despite the grand assault, which we were pleased to participate in, they counterstruck, reducing myself, **Pucette** , and others to shit. If you can fuck up antonio\_vega…do it. MR ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/232 "2001-05-24T16:25:47Z")
If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/233 "2001-05-24T16:38:24Z")
Fuck – onelifetolive has just left me carless and thugless. Now they must _die_… ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/234 "2001-05-24T17:04:46Z")
We’re working on it. Someone just bought 50 turns, so the donkey.farm.productions crew will be back up to strength. With 300K in cartel cash and all the fixings, we will be ready for war. ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/235 "2001-05-24T17:48:20Z")
I just took out all of antonia\_vega’s and todd\_manning’s thugs (onelifetolive cartel). Too bad I’m getting spanked by another cartel, now that my thug count is low. Whoops… Anyway, gank away. ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/236 "2001-05-24T17:57:14Z")
I just took out all of antonia\_vega’s and todd\_manning’s thugs (onelifetolive cartel). Too bad I’m getting spanked by others now that my thug count is low. Whoops… Anyway, gank away. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/237 "2001-05-24T18:19:27Z")
So, **Sue** , **Mono** , what’s life like in the other cities? Is it worth the cash/effort to relocate? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/238 "2001-05-24T18:24:54Z")
I’ve been gankin’ OLTL’s HOs right and left, but my crack is dwindling and, unfortunately, “Sheeeit, RJ\_Ganon ain’t nuthin’ but a penny-pimpin, nickel-and-dime hustler who ain’t worth your time!” And he’s the only one with thugs left. ☹ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/239 "2001-05-24T18:30:52Z")
I should send those **OLTL** boys thank-you cards for all them free hoes. 🙂 Thanks for picking up **fredda** , by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/240 "2001-05-24T18:31:07Z")
Well, nickel and dime pimp he may be, but he is utterly raping jroo, pucette, and myself. He caught us rebuilding and is not behaving like a gentleman. He should be in your range soon if he starts ganking my hoes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=13)