# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/241 "2001-05-24T18:32:29Z")
No problem with **fredda**. Is doing quite well, actually. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/242 "2001-05-24T18:38:37Z")
Whoa, where’d I just get like 1000 turns from? That’s pretty weird. T hanks for sorting **Johnnylasvegas** for me, **jr8**. I should be fighting fit any time now. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/243 "2001-05-24T18:41:53Z")
Don’t know what happened there. That should be ‘Thanks’, of course. On one line. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/244 "2001-05-24T19:59:53Z")
Those extra turns helped. I now have 332 thugs with 317 AK-47s. I’m going for onelifetolive’s RJ\_Ganon… 518 of the bullets ripped into your thugs. 47 of your thugs got beat down and died in a pool of their own blood. 10 of your cartels thugs died in the struggle. I suggest drinking a 40oz in memory of your dead homies. Your crew left 52 of RJ\_Ganon 's thugs laying in a pool of blood. 12 of RJ\_Ganon 's cartel thugs were left dead in the street. Not bad. Not great, but not bad. I think these guys might become a major enemy. ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/245 "2001-05-24T21:55:11Z")
You know, after playing this game for awhile, I have noticed something strange. Ever single time I’m attacked, the pimp will leave a colorful, poetical, and hell, sometimes even musical message for me. It’s the 2nd best part of being attacked (The first being _REVENGE_.) I then go to retaliate. I click on said attackers name and notice… their profiles are extremely dull. We’re talking “Watch yo back!” or “Youse a punk” dull. Now, I know you have some creativity. I’ve seen it in the poem you wrote me about “Why youz a biatch” when you attacked. Need all this pimpwar poetry go to waste? I think not! People, start _using_ those profiles! They’re usually the first thing someone sees before they attack. Who knows, perhaps your witty and satirical commentary on the joys of the AK-47 will help them to take pity on your sorry ass. Perhaps instead of wasting your entire pimpdom in 3 turns, they’ll see that you’re really a fragile flower of a pimp inside, just dying for recognition and kindness. Or perhaps they’ll just kick your ass faster. Either way, I’ll be more amused when it happens. And isn’t that what it’s really all about? JG (AKA PalmolivePimp) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/246 "2001-05-24T22:50:32Z")
> [@](#): > > 05/24 06:21 PM twotacosfor99cents did a driveby on your hood and killed **285** of your thugs. You managed to kill 115 of the attackers. Now how the fuck is that possible? I have no thugs. I’m taking my crack and going home. Fuckers. :: sob :: That bitch atlas tried to steal some-a my HOs too. I am so piznissed! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/247 "2001-05-24T23:02:14Z")
Tough guys in that cartel. This will have to be an organized assault, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/248 "2001-05-24T23:23:45Z")
I can’t find any of these pimps you all are talking about. Is this in PW or RL? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/249 "2001-05-24T23:35:53Z")
Redlite. Pimpwar rarely loads up for me, and even when it did it wouldn’t let me join. Bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/250 "2001-05-24T23:51:14Z")
Well, that would explain it. Incidentally, does anyone know how I can steal whores? I sent 5000 rocks to a pimp with less thugs/whores and got nuthin’! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/251 "2001-05-25T00:02:47Z")
**Sue** , depends. If they’re doing the same “99% payout” trick we are, the only way to get them hoes unhappy, and therefore stealable, is to kill all them thugs off. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/252 "2001-05-25T00:06:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\*Tough guys in that cartel. This will have to be an organized assault, y’all. \*\* Well, I can probably have myself loaded up to the point where I can take on twotacos by the end of the day (I’m assuming he’s all AK; if he’s using lesser weapons, I could probably shred him _now_). Sometime tomorrow, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/253 "2001-05-25T00:08:50Z")
BTW, OLTL is picking up thugs again, so go spray them down with some gunfire when the attacks reset. Also, if you’re low on crack, send me a message in game telling me about how much you need and I’ll hook you up. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/254 "2001-05-25T03:29:34Z")
If StraightDope\_Killahz isn’t full, may I have an invite? I just got all of my thugs killed and all of my low riders jacked by #13668. I want to see him writhe in pain, and I could use some help. It’s a fun game, but day-um, all my thugs were armed to the teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/255 "2001-05-25T03:31:47Z")
Yo pimp ass is worth $4,064,509 I rock! 😃 Now can you dig it. I be pimpin in Miami, Fl (on pimpwars) and guess what??? We have **concrete** and **madhatter** over there. Two former banned SD trolls. I’m gonna take their asses out! Bwahahahahaha aaaaaaaaaahh. Peace! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/256 "2001-05-25T03:41:48Z")
Anybody playing redlite with room in your cartel, would you invite me? I could use the back up. I’m Bob\_Dolemite (#1597). ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/257 "2001-05-25T07:08:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*Incidentally, does anyone know how I can steal whores? I sent 5000 rocks to a pimp with less thugs/whores and got nuthin’! \*\* Taking out all the thugs first is the key. Also, I’ve been playing around with different crack levels and the benefits of sending more crack seem to drop off sharply at around 1200 crack or so. Multiple 500-rock ganks seem to work much better than a single, high-crack-count gank. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/258 "2001-05-25T07:53:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Demo \* > \*\*If anyone feels like messing up Kelvin #560 on redlite, I won’t complain. 😉 > \*\* He’s down a few hundred thugs. Not bad for my last 4 rounds. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/259 "2001-05-25T08:47:34Z")
dREADY alliance on Pimp War is down to two strong members. I think they might move on us tomorrow as three of their members were attacked by many of the pimps(including me). Stock up on thugs and weapons. They aren’t smart, they just go for power assaults. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/260 "2001-05-25T08:53:47Z")
…and OLTL are back up to full strength _again_. How the hell do they do it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=14)