# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/261 "2001-05-25T12:31:22Z")
Dunno. What time do you guys wanna gank them fuckers? ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/262 "2001-05-25T12:36:31Z")
Another OLTL ganker checking in for the morning. Bo\_Buchanan can stick his HAHAHAHAHA!! where the sun don’t shine. Corvus, I think there may be room in our cartel - lemme ask. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/263 "2001-05-25T12:37:47Z")
Sorry - actually we’re full… ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/264 "2001-05-25T12:42:23Z")
I would also like to join the Straight Dope cartel on Redlite. I’ve been courted by other cartels, but I’ve been building my strength so I would be worthy enough for the SD Cartel and it would make my day to be included. My name is D-Booty-Filla, #2249. I have a question too. How do I attack someone specific? I’ve been jacked up by a couple of punk-ass mofos, but I don’t know how to attack them back. When ever I attack, I just punch in a four digit number, and nine times out of ten it says, “Cannot attack someone in another city”. How do I check the profiles on other players? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/265 "2001-05-25T12:48:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WIGGUM \* > \*\*I would also like to join the Straight Dope cartel on Redlite. I’ve been courted by other cartels, but I’ve been building my strength so I would be worthy enough for the SD Cartel and it would make my day to be included. My name is D-Booty-Filla, #2249. > > I have a question too. How do I attack someone specific? I’ve been jacked up by a couple of punk-ass mofos, but I don’t know how to attack them back. When ever I attack, I just punch in a four digit number, and nine times out of ten it says, “Cannot attack someone in another city”. How do I check the profiles on other players? \*\* Click on “Rankings” – it’ll give you a list of where you are compared to other players, and their vital stats. You can attack by clicking on them, but beware – if they are a member of a cartel (and it will say if you click on their profile), check to see how many cartel thugs they have access to, and how powerful the other members of their cartel are before you leap in. Also, I think you can only attack people who fall into the range between half your current worth and double it. Maybe we need yet another SD/donkey.farm allied cartel? Me, I’m up to reasonable strength and waiting for the next grand assault. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/266 "2001-05-25T13:09:15Z")
Apparently, some of our donkey.farm folks are gonna move over to Atlanta soon - there will be room to join. We’ll keep you posted. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/267 "2001-05-25T13:46:29Z")
Amusing anecdote: Pucette sets out to gank some hoes. She finds a prime target: someone with about half the hoes I have, and 18 thugs. She decides to send 700 crack for the gank, and selects “gank hoes.” If only she were so lucky. She instead selects “jack caddies” by mistake. Result: no cars taken because there were no cars to take, no cars taken because she has no rides, 700 crack wasted, and lots of pulled-out tufts of hair all over her keyboard. Advice: be really sure what you’re clicking on. \ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/268 "2001-05-25T14:56:48Z")
Another “amusing” anecdote: I had finished my turns, and was geting ready to log off, when I got another turn. I went ahead and scouted, and then realized that I forgot to take my payout back down from 100%. Thankfully, I only lost one turn’s worth of profits, but it was still anoying as hell paying my bitches that much money. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/269 "2001-05-25T15:00:51Z")
Another “amusing” anecdote: I had finished my turns, and was geting ready to log off, when I got another turn. I went ahead and scouted, and then realized that I forgot to take my payout back down from 100%. Thankfully, I only lost one turn’s worth of profits, but it was still annoying as hell paying my bitches that much money. BTW, what does Snoop Doggy Dogg use in his laundry? Blee-aouch!! ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/270 "2001-05-25T16:51:07Z")
I’m having a problem bringing up the rankings. I’ve clicked on Rankings, and all that comes up is black screen with “Document Done” at the bottom. Is anyone else having this problem? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/271 "2001-05-25T19:09:13Z")
Well, I took a few shots at Atlas and knocked out a bunch of his thugs before he dropped below my attack level. Also took a few shots at WD40, but he’s one of those “registered” players who can only be attacked 3 times while offline. (Note: Twotacos is also one of these bitches.) So he’s down to about 560 thugs or so (he also has about 500 AKs, IIRC) and is probably quite pissed at me. At the moment, their cartel is also out of cartel thugs. Here’s hoping I didn’t go poking at the hornet’s nest _too_ early… ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/272 "2001-05-25T19:49:08Z")
I just started playing on the redlite distrikt. Meet Cecilia\_B\_Pimpin #2802 I’d love to become a part of the SD Philly Cartel if I could. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/273 "2001-05-25T19:49:08Z")
Zeussoft69 of the dREADY alliance got a LOT of thugs quickly. I think he exploited the money bug somehow, and he’s got over 100,000 thugs. I moved to LA. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/274 "2001-05-25T23:02:07Z")
BANNED SD troll #1 I killed 1,281 of **madhatter’s** thugs and took 139 of his hoes! 😃 BANNED SD troll #2 I killed 1,671 of jebus ( **concrete’s** ) thugs! 😃 I also moved to Beverly Hills, haha - their alliances cannot retaliate!!! - I didn’t lose any net worth! Wooooooo! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/275 "2001-05-25T23:14:24Z")
Oh god, I think I have 400 of madhatter’s hoes now, and although he’s rebuilt his thugs pretty quick, I’ve got 1800 AK-47’s that I’m about to crack upen on his azz. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/276 "2001-05-25T23:19:58Z")
Hmmm…some kind person or persons seems to have deprived all the onelifetolive people of their personal thugs (there are still some cartel thugs that can’t be attacked without individual thugs). It occurs to me that one way to keep them from rising again too quickly is to gank their hos. And as none of them have any thugs, now’s the time (#1024, 1027, 1031, 1046). ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/277 "2001-05-25T23:58:42Z")
Is there a redlite cartel or do we need to start one? I’m in Atlanta. If there already is, PLEASE let me join. I feel so insecure without backup! I’m ranked 198… LaurAnge (# 2025) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/278 "2001-05-26T00:40:27Z")
YoMamaFunk be chillin in Philly. My lame ass is ranked at 350 or so and I could use all the help I can. I’m packin lots of AK’s, Tek9, and Uzi, and a whole shit load of Glocks, just so my thugs can be happy. How about an invite to the Straight Dope cartel. Or at least someone go hassle Capone for me, he invaded my house and took about 3k last night and tite\_ta, he jacked my Caddy. Now I only have 4 left. Gotta have a ride for my hoes. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/279 "2001-05-26T12:19:00Z")
Many curses upon **dkre**. I went from 502 hoes and 254 thugs to 234 hoes and 60 thugs and from being ranked in the 80s to my current 240-something because of him. I am upset. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/280 "2001-05-26T12:28:17Z")
DKRE is an asshole. He jacked my ride when I was a nickle and dimer, and couldn’t really retaliate. I’ll be happy to smack him for you. What’s the status on **twotacoes** and **atlas**? (Of course, I guess I could just log into redlite and find out for my own damn self. 🙂 Laura: There is a SD cartel, but it’s full up and we’re in Philly. Maybe some other SD soloers would be willing to join up with you… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=15)