# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/281 "2001-05-26T12:37:59Z")
**TheMermaid** : Quick tip: Fuck the caddies, at least until you have AKs for half your thugs or more. Preferably ALL your thugs should be fully strapped. Whatever advantage caddies give you (And it’s slight, if it even exists), you can get a lot more accomplished with a metric shitload of fully automatic Punk Ass Cappers™. JMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/282 "2001-05-26T12:50:50Z")
> [@](#): > > **"William Gates smiles at you from across the street, and your vision goes green."** _Huh?!?_ What in the hell does that mean? I recieved said message after scouting for hoes (On the screen that tells you how many hoes/thugs you aquired.) The words were green instead of red. So, is this a pointless message, or did it do something? I can’t see that anything’s different. Oh well. Scared the shit outta me, though. ---
**Author:** ![Elessar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elessar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elessar)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/283 "2001-05-26T13:06:19Z")
When Bill Gates smiled on me, I made $50,000 extra dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/284 "2001-05-26T13:09:12Z")
As I posted [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71920), I’ve started up an egroups site to help us organize the next redlite game for the 1st. I’ve done a quick search of this thread for redlite pimps here with email addresses, and have sent off invites. If you didn’t get one, either blame it on my senility, or because ya don’t have an email link, G! Please send me an email if you’re interested. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/285 "2001-05-26T13:26:00Z")
Ok. I’m in Philly on Redlite. Who wants to start up a second SD Cartel? I’m Cecilia\_B\_Pimpin (2802) and I can go ahead and set one up if people reply with their Pimp number. However, I am very new and ranked very low (537 locally). ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/286 "2001-05-26T13:29:41Z")
Also, I have someone trying to invite me to the “baba’s children” cartel. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/287 "2001-05-26T14:10:12Z")
DKRE’s down to 263 thugs now. If no one else can get him, I’ll come back in a couple of hours and finish the rest of his thugs off. Then it’s gonna be a Blue Light Special on his hoes… ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/288 "2001-05-26T14:29:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\*DKRE’s down to 263 thugs now. > \*\* Heh. Make that 165. Slowly but surely, we’re taking that bitch down. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/289 "2001-05-26T17:00:08Z")
I’ll be sure to say hello to **DKRE** , too (funny, in my attack notes his name appeared in lowercase, yet in the rankings it’s in caps. ::shrug::). Thanks, guys. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/290 "2001-05-26T18:07:51Z")
Someone took him down from 165 to about 56 thugs. I helped them commit _sepiku_ since they were obviously embarassed to be seen in public with such a twit. For best effect, someone needs to help them selves to the rest of his hos (I got about 180, hehe). ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/291 "2001-05-26T21:47:12Z")
They won’t let me attack **DKRE** now. He’s been attacked 20 times today apparently. I almost feel sorry for him… no wait, it’s gone. Guess I’ll just have to concentrate on his cartel buddy, **CtrlKX**. “If You Attack Me,… I Will Remember You!” he says in his profile. Damn right you will, bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/292 "2001-05-26T22:13:33Z")
Go for it, Chicken. Need any help with the chump? I wouldn’t mind aquiring a couple more hos… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/293 "2001-05-26T22:18:50Z")
Oh, yeah. Here’s a great sleaze: You know how you’re beating someone down, and their rank falls too low for you to attack them anymore? Well, place your smack on the market. It doesn’t affect your hoes’ happyness level, and you’ll drop far enough in rank that you should be able to get one more bitchslap on the chump. Then, either someone buys your heroin (Ca Ching!), or your ranking will go back up when you get your smack back. 😃 Just be sure to keep an eye out for the next hour, so you don’t get all your money ganked if someone DOES bid on it. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/294 "2001-05-27T01:50:21Z")
Hey, PsychoJoe (#673) in Pimpwar, is messing with me. If anybody feels like putting a few hundred thousand rounds into his thugs for me, I’d appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/295 "2001-05-27T20:08:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\ ***TheMermaid** : Quick tip: Fuck the caddies, at least until you have AKs for half your thugs or more. Preferably ALL your thugs should be fully strapped. Whatever advantage caddies give you (And it’s slight, if it even exists), you can get a lot more accomplished with a metric shitload of fully automatic Punk Ass Cappers™. > > JMHO. \*\* To me, it looks like all drive-by shootings do is increase the body count on both sides. Useful if your target has a lot of hoes you want to gank (there’s a limit on the number of times a person can be attacked in a day), but not really worth the expense of keeping caddies, IMO. If you really need higher kill rates, send crack in with home invasions; it has a similar effect. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/296 "2001-05-27T22:44:23Z")
**Caldazar** : I agree. I think drive-bys are completely worthless. I should have been clearer: I was actually comenting on whether or not having cars helps your hos make more money. Magic 8 Ball sez: “All signs point to no, suckah!” Simply put, an AK is a better use of the $4500, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/297 "2001-05-27T22:45:43Z")
Just for the record, I didn’t pay for the caddies, I jacked 'em from others and sell them then use that money to buy ak’s. It just pisses me that someone has the nerve to steal my caddies that I took the time to jack. You just can’t trust a pimp. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/298 "2001-05-27T22:50:51Z")
I’m going to start another straight dope cartel since all the others are full. I’ll call it straightdope3. If anyone wants to team up with me, just reply to this thread, message me in redlite or send me an e-mail. Of course professional courtesy extends to all the other sd cartels. See ya in da hood. YoMamaFunk ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/299 "2001-05-28T00:09:14Z")
Okay, I just started a cartel on Redlite. I’m in Atlanta. And so far it’s just me. It’s sooo sad! Anyway, if anyone wants to join, email me or message me on redlite (2025). Oh, and other cartels: the name is “sdmb”, don’t hurt me! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/300 "2001-05-28T00:26:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*I’m going to start another straight dope cartel since all the others are full. I’ll call it straightdope3. If anyone wants to team up with me, just reply to this thread, message me in redlite or send me an e-mail. Of course professional courtesy extends to all the other sd cartels. > > See ya in da hood. > YoMamaFunk \*\* Duh, I’m in Philly on redlite. I’ve sent invites so check your messages. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=16)