# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/301 "2001-05-28T03:24:06Z")
How do we pass resources between members of our alliance? Can thugs and wepons be traded or just crack? BTW I’m Notorious OCD and I’m in NY ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/302 "2001-05-28T18:12:25Z")
If anyone on Redlite would like to mess up the kingsofkurrupion cartel, that would be cool. They keep messin’ with me for no good reason. Totally wipin’ out my thugs and leaving me nasty notes. SavageDragon (#2974) Dragoneyez (#2972) and audio1515 (#2826). ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/303 "2001-05-28T19:34:45Z")
Todd\_Manning, Bo\_Buchanan, RJ\_Ganon and spankathos could do with a good ass-whupping too. Between them they just killed all of my 650 thugs. ---
**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/304 "2001-05-28T22:13:34Z")
I just signed up on Redlite as bored\_pimp. I’m in Philly and need a cartel invite. Word, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/305 "2001-05-29T19:03:57Z")
Okay, StraightDope is going, appropriately enough, into the drug market. If you need cash fast (and who doesn’t), put your smack up on the Redlite market and message Caldazar and myself (GillBates) and let us know the number you put up. We’ll buy it from you, the game’ll let you know that we did, and you can go out and buy thugs and whatnot. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/306 "2001-05-30T19:59:25Z")
Message from THEGREATPIMPSMACK(#22191): > [@](#): > > your fucked now bitch because im sending my allince after your ass and one of my pimp freinds has over a million thugs and he will kick the shit out of your ass so preper to die bitch, and ya i cant spell but fuck you bitch So I responded to him by e-mailing him with a corrected version of his note. He seems peeved. Has everyone else recieved an illiterate threat on PimpWar? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/307 "2001-05-30T21:34:46Z")
Translation: Yeah, you beat my ass like a rented mule, but I told my big brother, and him and his 20 friends are gonna kick your ass! Plus, I’m telling my mommy! In other news, the reset in redlite hits tomorrow. Anyone who still wants to get the inside scoop with the SD alliance should go to [http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/sdredlite](http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/sdredlite) and send me a note for memberhsip. I think a Yahoo ID is required, but all that means is you have to create a Yahoo email addy. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/308 "2001-05-31T04:35:22Z")
Yeah, I got some very impotent threats (impotent because I doubt his $180 million ass can dump enough stuff to attack $15m me) from wd40 concerning my kicking the crap out of his cronies. Heh, whatever. I’m thinking he has bigger problems (especially since he’s #2 right now :)). ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/309 "2001-06-01T05:59:48Z")
So, since things started over on Pimp Wars, can I be invited to the StraightDope cartel? I’m Hastur on there, #1668 ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/310 "2001-06-01T06:47:10Z")
I’d like an invite in Pimpwar as well; who is forming the alliance there? In any case, shoot me an invite when the alliance is created. I’m Caldazar (#1920) on there, New York. Also, for RedLite, I’ll be forming the first StraightDope cartel. We’ll probably need more than one in the game, after all is said and done. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/311 "2001-06-01T07:18:28Z")
I’m Notorious OCD again and my ID is 2416, I look forward to working with you folks. I’d like an invite as well. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/312 "2001-06-01T10:22:19Z")
I’m FunkyMcDuck again over at redlite Philly, ID#218. Any chance of an invite? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/313 "2001-06-01T10:26:37Z")
**Sue Duhnym** has started up the Philly alliance again in PimpWars, FYI. ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/314 "2001-06-01T18:49:45Z")
The StraightDope cartel on RedLite Philly is essentially full (waiting on one more person to accept and invite), so GillBates (KKB) has started up a second cartel, the Unca\_Cece\_Crew cartel. Just message him if you’re still looking for a cartel to join. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=15)