# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/21 "2001-05-14T01:38:54Z")
I’m in as the **Lo’ Rida Pimp Daddy** word up. ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/22 "2001-05-14T01:50:20Z")
Some Popos got all up in my grill. The man thinks I should be a **HoSlappinPimp** instead. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/23 "2001-05-14T01:52:34Z")
Hastur, you’ve been re-invited. AETBOND, I can’t get a return for you out of the system. Is your pimp name spelled exactly like that? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/24 "2001-05-14T01:55:23Z")
Gotcha! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/25 "2001-05-14T04:28:31Z")
Okay, I joined…couldn’t resist. I’m in NYC (think that’s a sign of my impending move?) and go by the name of **PimpMommaDuhnym** I’m off to read the Pimp Bible and start my empire! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@The\_Mick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/26 "2001-05-14T04:32:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*Okay, lets test you. > > Name three pimps besides: > > Shaft > Super Fly > Huggy Bear \*\* Don Magic Juan Fillmore Slim Iceberg Slim The Mack Dolemite ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@The\_Mick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/27 "2001-05-14T04:36:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*What would you recommend having the whore payout be? I put mine at 42%. My whores are at 100% happiness. Suggestions? > > I have to take some of these bitches in Beverly Hills OUT. \*\* a true pimp(mind you, I’m talking about the real guys on the street) gives his “bitches” a cut of 0%. He keeps it all and provides his whores with whatever they need(apartment, clothes, rides) and keeps tabs on them at all times. The whore gains control once you give them a cut. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/28 "2001-05-14T04:40:32Z")
I’m in NYC, and I’m signed on as Dethpimp. If enough of us join, we’ll only be a few turns away from global domination! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/29 "2001-05-14T04:43:17Z")
Let’s band together and beat those other sad ass pimps down! Somehow, I’m now ranked #774. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/30 "2001-05-14T05:04:04Z")
I thow’ed out the invites, and our posse grows stronger! There’s a max of 20 in an alliance, I guess. We’re gonna be jackin them all up. Tightly! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/31 "2001-05-14T05:07:21Z")
One of my hoes was holdin out on me! BITCH! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/32 "2001-05-14T07:07:21Z")
I had my first attack and I came out with one more Ho. I think that AK-47 was a good investment. Hey, **M. Hec** I haven’t gotten an invite yet. You tryin to dis me? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/33 "2001-05-14T07:33:16Z")
I’m workin’ over this sad pimp who be callin’ himself KillTheFags(18675). I’ve stolen eight of his hoes, and stolen over a thousand dollars of his money. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/34 "2001-05-14T07:47:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*I’m workin’ over this sad pimp who be callin’ himself KillTheFags(18675). I’ve stolen eight of his hoes, and stolen over a thousand dollars of his money. \*\* I’m all there baby. I got _firepower_! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/35 "2001-05-14T07:49:59Z")
I jus’ killed one of his thugs. I mutha\*\*\*\*ing rule!! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/36 "2001-05-14T08:01:54Z")
They won’t let me do it…say that his net worth is too great. Total BS! I got firepower up the wazoo. I can take him. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/37 "2001-05-14T08:15:24Z")
I have now killed 4 of his thugs. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/38 "2001-05-14T08:43:16Z")
Checking in as: HoSlappinRob So send me an invite! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/39 "2001-05-14T08:48:28Z")
Rob, KillTheFags(18675) now only has 2 thugs(I killed six of them). Feel free to steal his hoes. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/40 "2001-05-14T09:26:05Z")
Hastur: I laid the smackdown on dat fool’s hoes and took off wid two of dem. Dirty crackho bizatches. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=3)