# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/61 "2001-05-15T06:19:39Z")
My whores are miserable, and I have NO thugs. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/62 "2001-05-15T06:21:44Z")
We need those alliance thugs armed with at least Tec-9s. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/63 "2001-05-15T06:22:10Z")
I just lost five hoes ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/64 "2001-05-15T06:23:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*I just lost five hoes > \*\* Sorry about that, Sue. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/65 "2001-05-15T06:24:20Z")
I needed less hoes anyway. Those biatches was bringing me down. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/66 "2001-05-15T06:25:33Z")
I need more turns. mmft. I’d help, but I have a rather paltry set of weapons compared to this… ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/67 "2001-05-15T06:25:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*We need those alliance thugs armed with at least Tec-9s. \*\* I disagree, they need AKs…no doubt about it. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/68 "2001-05-15T06:38:38Z")
I’s signed up as Gill Bates, send me the invite, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/69 "2001-05-15T09:54:46Z")
Yo, if some punkass attacks you while you’re gone, how can you tell who the bitch was? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/70 "2001-05-15T12:30:58Z")
Word. Yo, I went after 17517, but he’s too far below my attack range, so it wouldn’t let me gank his ass. I’m sitting on 101 thugs, 53 AK-47s, 10 Tek-9s, 13 Shotguns and 5 pistoles. And, as of now, I gots 108 turns to burns. JoyfulGirl, you gotta click onthe console link at the bottom, and follow the Attacks link. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/71 "2001-05-15T15:50:50Z")
Sue - Nope, lowriders are useful for getting your hoes to the corner. The more you have, the more money you make. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/72 "2001-05-15T16:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Sue - > > Nope, lowriders are useful for getting your hoes to the corner. The more you have, the more money you make. \*\* The moral of the story kids? Know The Pimp Bible! Thanks **Falcon**! ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/73 "2001-05-15T17:12:08Z")
Is anybody playing today? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/74 "2001-05-15T17:39:25Z")
Gonna be playing today. A round right now and a round right before I leave work. And for all you badass mofos that are getting worked up at being a pimp, you might as well [look the part](http://www.pimpdaddyjewelry.com/). BTW, I still didn’t get my invite. Hook me up so I can start mowing down some thugs and stealing some hoes. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/75 "2001-05-15T18:56:19Z")
Woohoo! Part of the alliance now, baby. And just in time, as I got attacked for the first time (a futile attempt, I killed two of his thugs and got $64 from the deal). And MawkOne is gonna be hurting real bad, real soon. Bwahahahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/76 "2001-05-15T22:05:26Z")
If you got any more room in the SD alliance, hook me up. The name is Da\_Professa and my stable is full of bitches waiting to be pimped out for chump change. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/77 "2001-05-15T23:31:21Z")
DAMMIT! I was building my thugs up and 18565 attacked me and killed 19 of my thugs in a drive by. We need more offensive and defensive thugs with AK-47s. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/78 "2001-05-16T00:11:29Z")
Correct me if I’m wrong, but your whores are less likely to be bought off by crack if they’re happy, right? If that is the case, before you log off, set your whore’s cut to 100% and they should be damn near unstealable. Just make sure to change it back before you actually start playing again. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/79 "2001-05-16T00:24:42Z")
Perhaps I should let y’all in on a little thing I know 🙂 Firstly, Offensive Alliance Thugs cost $10,000 each. Defensive Alliance Thugs? $15k. Sadly, there’s no way to change their weaponry, either. If nobody’s opposed, we could raise the alliance dues, and pick more of them up, faster. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/80 "2001-05-16T01:21:47Z")
I’m fairly indifferent to the dues going up or down. I’m fairly well off at the moment as long as I don’t piss off anybody w/ too much manpower… Anyway, I just wanted to add that there’s another pimpwar game at [http://www.redlite.org/](http://www.redlite.org/). I founded the StraightDope Cartel there as well. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=5)