# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/81 "2001-05-16T01:56:31Z")
Aw yeah! I’m in on that one too, under OlDirtyBastard. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/82 "2001-05-16T02:03:41Z")
Doh! Shoulda mentioned that I’m in Philly. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/83 "2001-05-16T02:07:06Z")
Hey, how does this ranking system work, anyway? I’m worth a lot more than a lot of people above me. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/84 "2001-05-16T02:09:33Z")
You pimps are in NYC, right? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/85 "2001-05-16T02:10:26Z")
aw yeah, NYC the place to be ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/86 "2001-05-16T02:17:13Z")
WORD. I’m **Killdare**. I took a six hour break and nobody even attempted to steal my hoes! I am a blessed pimp. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/87 "2001-05-16T02:26:56Z")
Notorious OCD checking in! I’m still trying to figure out the whole alliance thing 🙂 Can’t wait! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/88 "2001-05-16T02:44:57Z")
Yo, raising the dues is okay with me…I’d rather have the thugs. Besides, I’ve been making enough to be okay anyway. For now… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/89 "2001-05-16T04:58:33Z")
For the record, I have recruited our former enemy, ShogunPimp. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/90 "2001-05-16T05:00:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cykrider \* > \*\*Notorious OCD checking in! I’m still trying to figure out the whole alliance thing 🙂 Can’t wait! \*\* I can’t find you, cyk. What’s your pimp ID#? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/91 "2001-05-16T05:21:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*, before you log off, set your whore’s cut to 100% and they should be damn near unstealable. Just make sure to change it back before you actually start playing again. 😉 \*\* holy shit, that’s a GREAT idea! **Hec** , I’m down with the dues increase. WTG recruiting a rival pimp! BTW, offensive thugs help when WE attack and defensive help when someone attacks US, right? (I know, I know…I’m an idiot.) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/92 "2001-05-16T05:22:25Z")
Can I move and still stay in the alliance? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/93 "2001-05-16T05:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > BTW, offensive thugs help when WE attack and defensive help when someone attacks US, right? (I know, I know…I’m an idiot.) This is what The Pimp Bible says about this: > [@](#): > > There are two types of alliance thugs, offensive and defensive. If you need an explanation of what each type does please put your thumb in your mouth and wet it, drop your pants and then insert your thumb in your ass. We ask that you wet it because we care and we understand what a horrible thing friction is. It has nothing to say about keeping alliances thru a move though. Maybe I need to pray to The Pimp Gods. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/94 "2001-05-16T05:44:54Z")
Hey, invite me into the alliance. I’m going by PimpDoobieous, and i’m in NYC now ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/95 "2001-05-16T05:50:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*Correct me if I’m wrong, but your whores are less likely to be bought off by crack if they’re happy, right? If that is the case, before you log off, set your whore’s cut to 100% and they should be damn near unstealable. Just make sure to change it back before you actually start playing again. 😉 \*\* I would like to KICK MYSELF IN THE ASS for not relizing this! Anyhoo, if makes a HUGE difference if you’re scouting for hoes…you won’t make much money, but using 4 turns I came out with 4 hoes and 2 thugs. Also, the system won’t let you go to 100%, you’ll have to use 99%. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/96 "2001-05-16T06:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by cykrider \* > > \*\*Notorious OCD checking in! I’m still trying to figure out the whole alliance thing 🙂 Can’t wait! \*\* > > I can’t find you, cyk. What’s your pimp ID#? \*\* My ID# is 22076, I just signed up tonight though, so it might take them a day or two or something. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/97 "2001-05-16T06:46:03Z")
The THREE alliances (currently) ahead of us has the same or less number of D/O thugs, LESS money, and only THREE pimps each. If we band together to attack them, I’m sure we can move up in the ranks. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/98 "2001-05-16T06:46:51Z")
Doob and Cyk, I’m inviting you in now. Sue, if you leave the city, you leave the protection of the alliance 🙂 'Sides, the other cities are smaller. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/99 "2001-05-16T06:48:54Z")
Sue, its definitely important to gang up. And, after killing all their thugs off, RAID THE HOUSE! That way, tiy can take all their loot, and then gank their cars! ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/100 "2001-05-16T06:49:05Z")
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