# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![chickmunkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@chickmunkx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chickmunkx)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/121 "2001-05-17T09:14:12Z")
I went to sign up and they said failed no more users being accepted… ohh well i guess i can sneak up behind them. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/122 "2001-05-17T10:45:10Z")
Gosh – it’s just like being part of one big happy family… \ And I’m finally building up a large enough arsenal to keep those assholes outta my crib. Hey – do I have to keep extra weapons on hand for when I use the Alliance thugs (i.e. do I need to buy another 30 or so guns), or do they bring their own? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/123 "2001-05-17T17:50:16Z")
This punk-ass named Max-Power has been killin’ my thugs! He seriously needs a beat down. Can anyone deliver? He’s got 155 thugs and they are all packin’ AK’s. He is in a weak-ass alliance with another pimp (only got a couple alliance thugs), so that shouldn’t be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/124 "2001-05-17T18:32:18Z")
I want to get in on this, but it won’t let me join! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/125 "2001-05-17T19:16:26Z")
I’m over on Redlite as Pimp\_Mistress again…I think I’m # 644. 🙂 Sign me up for the cartel, yo… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/126 "2001-05-18T02:18:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr. Lao \* > \*\*This punk-ass named Max-Power has been killin’ my thugs! He seriously needs a beat down. Can anyone deliver? He’s got 155 thugs and they are all packin’ AK’s. He is in a weak-ass alliance with another pimp (only got a couple alliance thugs), so that shouldn’t be a problem. \*\* What’s his pimp #? We’ll whack his ass. I’ve got open invitations out for SaintZero and KatieKildare still 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/127 "2001-05-18T02:48:27Z")
I already gave the guy a beating, C, but you can finish him off. You Pimpmasta, you. 😃 [sub]I just wanted credit. I’ll go now.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/128 "2001-05-18T04:10:06Z")
Max-Power is below my attack range. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/129 "2001-05-18T05:02:17Z")
Plus he’s in hiding. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/130 "2001-05-18T05:45:56Z")
Hey **Chickenhead** I don’t think I’ve ever seen you on the boards before. Did you get your screen name from the Chickenhead song by Project Pat? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/131 "2001-05-18T07:01:03Z")
Have any of you noticed that on the last login it might say something about the last login being from an [att.net](http://att.net) IP from Oklahoma City? Could this be the developers checking accounts after the series of bugs? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/132 "2001-05-18T10:44:17Z")
Man, this alliance thing rocks. Someone attacked me this morning and not only did I escape without a scratch but came out $6000 ahead from thugs I killed. Booyah! (Of course, the AK-47s I’ve been frantically buying probably didn’t hurt either…) In the meantime, however, the server seems to have gone down again. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/133 "2001-05-18T13:43:33Z")
I’m in red light as PimpEmon. I never could get the Pimp Wars Server to work for me. I’m in Philly, looking for my peeps, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/134 "2001-05-18T16:25:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\*I’m in red light as PimpEmon. I never could get the Pimp Wars Server to work for me. I’m in Philly, looking for my peeps, yo. \*\* Is it just me, or is everyone having connection problems to PimpWars? In the meantime, I’ve jumped onto the Redlite boards as Velvet\_Jones, pissed a lot of people off, discovered you can only do 30 attacks a day, and subsequently had all my cars stolen. Oh well – live fast, die stupidly. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/135 "2001-05-18T17:30:58Z")
On Redlite as BigMacDaddyDemo, beyotch! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/136 "2001-05-18T20:03:25Z")
Rank Name Prostitutes Thugs Cadillacs Networth 87 BigMacDaddyDemo (#832) 58 55 6 $ 223,139 I am so addicted to this game already… ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/137 "2001-05-18T20:17:36Z")
on redlite as jacktown\_kev ready to drop plates on any slob who rolls through my 'hood pimp hard out ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/138 "2001-05-19T01:03:11Z")
Damn! lovedaddy(#576) jacked all 6 of my caddies in one attack! Gaaahhhh! I’m gonna git you, sucka! Hey Hastur, I see you’re currently ranked at 29. Nice! Is there a Cartel on Redlite in Philly yet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/139 "2001-05-19T01:42:41Z")
**demanton** , move to Philly! It didn’t look like the people in redlite were on a cartel, so I created one and sent out invitations. What do ya say, pimps? Ya wanna slap some hoes and beat down some thugs togetha? 4-eva? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/140 "2001-05-19T01:53:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Demo \* > \*\*Damn! lovedaddy(#576) jacked all 6 of my caddies in one attack! Gaaahhhh! > > I’m gonna git you, sucka! > > Hey Hastur, I see you’re currently ranked at 29. Nice! > > Is there a Cartel on Redlite in Philly yet? 😉 \*\* I’m in Philly. Wanna invite me to your cartel? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=8)