# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/141 "2001-05-19T02:12:35Z")
Got the invite, Demo. Thanks. Let’s rub 'em all out. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/142 "2001-05-19T02:17:04Z")
I need to wait on more turns now. I used all mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/143 "2001-05-19T02:56:11Z")
We be Rollin’, yo. Y’all got my back? I’m tired of these punk bitches stealin’ my ride. KKb and Wolverine…where y’all at, yo? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/144 "2001-05-19T05:08:44Z")
Apologies to my peeps. I’ve been busy cruising for hoes and free swag down at E3, and exhausting myself (and several hotties ;)) in the process. Sending out invitations right this minute, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/145 "2001-05-19T17:17:39Z")
Are you aware that the alliance that is TWO places behind :eek: us at PimpWars is called… get ready for it **The\_Felchers**? Methinks we need to kick some ass. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/146 "2001-05-19T18:15:14Z")
Yo Yo Yo. I wanna get down wit yo badass alliance, but the biznatch server be dissin me. ---
**Author:** ![waxteeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@waxteeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waxteeth)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/147 "2001-05-19T18:30:59Z")
I need in on an alliance. waxpimp #2119 someone hook me up and send me an invite. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/148 "2001-05-19T18:50:42Z")
KKB, we created a cartel already. It’s called “homeslice”. Hastur is in charge. Send him a message to get an invite. Time to start buying some cartel thugs… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/149 "2001-05-19T20:42:43Z")
Bringing in tha hos, cookin’ up the smack, smoking the rock… My mom would be SO proud. This game really needs a Ho Slap button. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/150 "2001-05-19T20:44:11Z")
BTW, Hastur, how did you get in the low 30’s so damn quick? I feel like a punk right now. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/151 "2001-05-20T02:55:02Z")
Demo, it looks like Homeslice is young yet (either that or you guys have cash you didn’t get to use yet). Anyway, StraightDope already has 8 Uzi bearing thugs already, so I’d hate to disband it. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/152 "2001-05-20T03:07:12Z")
Say, _that_ wasn’t the preview button… :rolleyes: Anyway, if there’s a way to combine cartels that I don’t know about, then I’m all over it. Otherwise, well, we’ll see. Nothing wrong with an informal alliance, right? Oh, and make that 14 uzi packing alliance thugs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/153 "2001-05-20T05:57:23Z")
The game’s been reset. Anyone care to start the alliance again? ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/154 "2001-05-20T06:55:53Z")
Doh! I forgot… if you do, re-invite me. PalmolivePimp. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/155 "2001-05-20T07:16:00Z")
I am Pimp\_Noctum ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/156 "2001-05-20T08:57:41Z")
The StraightDope (one word) Alliance is reborn in NYC. Dues are currently 15% (let me know if that’s too much/too little to start with), and now that E3 is over, I’ll actually be on top of sending out invites and whatnot. Let’s kick some booty hard and fast this time out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/157 "2001-05-20T13:36:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > **I’ve got open invitations out for SaintZero and KatieKildare still 🙂** My husband guilted me into joining his alliance, and then proceeded to play Pimpwar on both computers. Thanks, though, for the invite. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/158 "2001-05-20T14:20:58Z")
Someone wanna reinvite me in PimpWar? I’m Pimp\_Mistress, #18534. All my hoes…gone…_sob_ ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/159 "2001-05-20T17:41:49Z")
Word! What up bitches, I’m FunkyMcDuck at redlite, ID#1017. How do I join a Cartel? ---
**Author:** ![FunkDaddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc79bd/32.png) [@FunkDaddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FunkDaddy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/160 "2001-05-20T19:28:26Z")
Can I get in on dat alliance, homies? Right now I’m just anotha whack MC, but I’ll be straight pimpin’ these here hoes, grabbing billz with skillz in no time, werd. My number: 1025. FunkDaddy was a pimpin’ enough name anyhow, so I stuck with what I know, y0. FD. Pimpin’ hoes and helpin’ bros. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=9)