# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/161 "2001-05-20T21:08:16Z")
Um, **Manservant** , I would’ve promoted you to head of the alliance, you know. I just wanted to start it up early to get the revenue flow started… ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/162 "2001-05-20T21:50:57Z")
I want back in. Just plain ol’ Mnementh here. ---
**Author:** ![Meaves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Meaves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaves)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/163 "2001-05-20T23:46:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*One of your hoes has sex with President Clinton, only to find out afterwards that it didn’t count as sex and she made $10 instead of $100. Always prepared, you have it on film. +$5,000. \*\* Consider me Big Pimp Starr Mommy. …This game is a little addicting. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/164 "2001-05-21T00:06:05Z")
William Clinton gave me the smile, and I saw green. Got something like $60k 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/165 "2001-05-21T03:23:26Z")
KKB, in that case, can you sen me a new invite? 😉 bigmacdaddydemo (# 832) Oh yeah, Hastur and pimpemon (sealemon) could prolly use them too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/166 "2001-05-21T05:54:06Z")
**Sawtooth** here. Once you guys join us down at redlite, could you please lay some serious smackdown on those punk-ass **audiodeception#** boys? Bastards been harassing me all weekend, killin’ my homies an’ takin’ my money… ---
**Author:** ![chickmunkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@chickmunkx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chickmunkx)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/167 "2001-05-21T09:03:44Z")
audrey i got your back with those bitches @audiodeception i just purchased 2 lowriders 4 ak’s and went dont to teh casing and got 20 thugs. imma go a few hundred mo turns of scouting and crack production and take those cocksuckers out. spaceghost. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/168 "2001-05-21T10:19:32Z")
Shit man, I ain’t got no muthaf_cking turns left. How the f_ck do I get more, bitch? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/169 "2001-05-21T10:20:13Z")
Heh heh. Thanks, **chickmunkx**. Go make ‘em cry fo’ their mommas. 😃 Man, I need mo’ hoes… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/170 "2001-05-21T12:04:20Z")
I don’t suppose the game offers the option of merging the StraightDope and homeslice cartels? If not, how’s about a mutual nonaggression pact? We don’t attack one another, and we occasionally join up to beat the living crap out of some other cartels. What say? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/171 "2001-05-21T17:38:36Z")
I just switched over to the StraightDope cartel on redlite. I figure it would be best to all be in one cartel to get as many thugs, etc as possible all working for us. I made some dumb moves this morning and dropped from the mid 70’s down to the mid 90’s, but after I do some scouting and drug production, I’ll be back up by this afternoon, as long as I don’t get attacked too much. I love AKs. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/172 "2001-05-21T19:04:09Z")
My DSL died on Friday, so I’ve been incommunicado. Could I be reinvited to the StraightDope alliance on Pimpwar? ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/173 "2001-05-22T04:06:04Z")
Jeez, take three days off to drive home from school, and so much happens! Could someone invite Dethpimp back into the alliance? ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/174 "2001-05-22T06:52:55Z")
Hey \*\*Demo[/], wanna invite me into your cartel? I’m Bob\_Dolemite (#1597) in Redlite ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/175 "2001-05-22T07:21:12Z")
Holy f\*\*\*! I had a ho get a sex change! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/176 "2001-05-22T07:27:19Z")
Am I the only one disappointed that we are having a truncated game on Pimp War? A few more days and it starts over yet again. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/177 "2001-05-22T07:34:43Z")
Yeah. Though I think it’s better than having the top pimp have 4000 times your worth. Kinda takes the competition out of it. ---
**Author:** ![chickmunkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@chickmunkx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chickmunkx)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/178 "2001-05-22T07:36:01Z")
I feel like a traitor but i left the straight dope alliance cause i was invited into the straighdope\_killaz alliance. I think we need to have morrison, gillbates, palmolivepimp all switch over to that alliance. My pimp name is spaceghost. I know its hard on the old loyalty to switch alliances but were the baddest motha fuckaz on the planet. So we should be in one alliance. Imma go and sign onto the pimpwarz again and tell my alliance leader to invite everyone. spaceghost ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/179 "2001-05-22T08:39:32Z")
Anyone know if there’s a way to message the whole cartel in Redlite? [sub]I have the feeling it’ll be something ridiculously obvious…[/sub] Anyway, as of the moment, #719 is giving away whores. 🙂 As for the Pimpwar thing, I’m up for joining SD\_K. I’ll let the current SD members jump ship first, tho. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/180 "2001-05-22T08:48:00Z")
Just discovered that you get free turns in Pimpwar for voting. It’s only 5 turns but, hey, it’s 5 turns. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=10)