I am a proud middle of the roader and damn proud of it

Of course they don’t. Not *socialist *carpenters anyway. They just shout marxist dialectic at the woodpile until it agrees to become a table in voluntary betterment of the community. Under True & Total Communism, the means of production aren’t *needed *anymore, my dude.

You “struggle” with the wood until it agrees to become a table.

And when we finally arrive, we can tell the revolutionary cadres to fuck the hell off!

Sometimes they just lead everyone over a cliff.

Or they burn down the woods, but hey at least everybody’s warm.

“Liberal” is a dirty word on the left too I suppose

I am a recovering centrist who finally woke up and became a left-wing nut job.

Others call it a mid-life crisis. I pay them no mind.