# I am a The Guy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 25, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447 "2009-09-25T01:32:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/1 "2009-09-25T01:32:46Z")

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And here is [proof](http://i33.tinypic.com/20ijok1.jpg).

[I Wanna Be The Guy](http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/) is a very, very hard freeware game based off of unfairly hard old 8-bit games (and indeed, many of the sprites and all of the music were directly lifted). Over 5 people have beaten impossible mode. It is a testament to this game’s difficult that, after 1 year, me watching 3 people beat it all the way through (and reading one), restarting once or twice, losing all my files on my old laptop, starting a Very Hard (hard, since Hard is medium) run and an All Items run, downloading the most well-made fangame to date, _beating_ the most well-made fangame to date…I have finally beaten it for the first time.

And it is as awesome as I had imagined it.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/2 "2009-09-25T02:27:28Z")

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Eh, impossible to evaluate… crashed on the load screen a couple of times for me, and then crashed five minutes into the gameplay. I’m afraid I don’t have the patience.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/3 "2009-09-25T02:30:13Z")

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You are insane.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/4 "2009-09-25T12:51:42Z")

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Don’t tell Monk.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/5 "2009-09-25T13:14:49Z")

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You beat the game? Holy moly. I load it up sometimes, on youtube, just to watch the utter insanity of people.

Congratulations. You totally deserve it!

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/6 "2009-09-25T14:58:16Z")

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Wow, pede. I don’t know whether to respect you more or less thanks to this.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/7 "2009-09-25T15:06:34Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Eh, impossible to evaluate… crashed on the load screen a couple of times for me, and then crashed five minutes into the gameplay. I’m afraid I don’t have the patience.

Huh. You must have gotten the easy version.

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**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/8 "2009-10-02T09:55:07Z")

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Congratulations. That’s very impressive. So far I have only managed to beat Tyson and Mecha Birdo - for some reason I can’t complete the spike chamber in the Castlevania level.

I really like IWBTG - it is one of the very few games where you actually feel that you not only play a game, but the game itself is your opponent.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/9 "2009-10-03T03:48:29Z")

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Hello fellow The Guy (sadly, I have no proof of my endeavors :(). Grats though!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-the-guy/511447/10 "2009-10-03T08:34:26Z")

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I hate this game so very very much. You have more patience than me.
