# I am America

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-america/366292>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 27, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-america/366292 "2006-07-27T17:19:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-america/366292/21 "2006-07-28T22:56:42Z")

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Stephen Colbert should be proud. Wait a minute…there aren’t any bears in Wisconsin, are there? How can one represent average America while harboring godless killing machines?

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-america/366292/22 "2006-07-29T11:05:16Z")

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[QUOTE=mobo85]  
Stephen Colbert should be proud.  
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That’s right, because the average American has huge brass balls. It’s common knowledge.

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