# I am an alcoholic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2016, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859 "2016-01-22T05:16:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859/341 "2016-02-08T15:43:33Z")

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So what happened after the party? Sounds like it got a little crazy.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859/342 "2016-02-09T00:34:58Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> It’s a rhetorical question. I will crush this Montessori-enabling mother of a molestor.

Dude, you seriously need to seek help.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859/343 "2016-02-09T01:00:04Z")

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Yeah - I apologize for contending the OP was someone who impressed me as potentially able to get his shit together himself. He possibly still could, but his mind is obviously in no current condition to do so.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859/344 "2016-02-09T01:40:28Z")

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Thanks all for the your honest participation here. This thread has obviously run its course, and I’ll ask the mods to close it. Hopefully I’ll be back with a happy ending at some point.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859/345 "2016-02-09T03:43:40Z")

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I didn’t get into trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble it was hen I was drinking.

I hope for the best for you.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-alcoholic/743859/346 "2016-02-09T08:38:02Z")

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I’ll close this since the OP asked for it and it seems to be a reasonable, good reason.

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