# I am an Asshole and proud of it!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054 "2003-02-19T03:34:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/81 "2003-02-19T21:28:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*It’s even tougher to be orgasmic when curling. \*\* Oh, I don’t know, those guys in the Olympics looked pretty excited. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/82 "2003-02-19T21:34:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*It’s even tougher to be orgasmic when curling. \*\* Clearly, you’ve never curled in the nude. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/83 "2003-02-19T22:05:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > Oh, I don’t know, those guys in the Olympics looked pretty excited. Well, you know what they say about the relationship between a man and his rocks…and that’s one long, slow shot they have there… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/84 "2003-02-19T22:31:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Clearly, you’ve never curled in the nude. \*\* Clearly, I don’t understand curling. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/85 "2003-02-20T00:36:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BURNER \* > \*\* > There realy werent any suprises with who piled on to this thread. It is a pretty even split between people who have taken a dislikeing to me and people who are assholes just like me , but wont admit it.Some of you belong on both sides, but I will let you all decide which side of the line you fall on. \*\* Except for me. I just think you’ve got gas! Don’t forget…BEANO! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/86 "2003-02-20T01:01:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*Clearly, I don’t understand curling. \*\* It’s because they’re not round. If they were round, they’d be called short and straights, thus the need for curling. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/87 "2003-02-20T01:12:45Z")
Wouldn’t the cold ice hinder the orgasm? I mean shrinkage and all . . . ---
**Author:** ![smorgan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@smorgan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smorgan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/88 "2003-02-20T01:16:26Z")
A true asshole wouldn’t have to explain himself. Asshole - 1 usually vulgar : ANUS 2 a usually vulgar : a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person Just thought I’d share that ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/89 "2003-02-20T01:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*It’s even tougher to be orgasmic when curling. \*\* You, sir, are no Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/90 "2003-02-20T02:26:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*You, sir, are no Canadian. \*\* Myself neither, apparently. :rolleyes: Tripler I like the part of curling where you drink beer, though. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/91 "2003-02-20T02:32:05Z")
Thanks, dopers. I can hear someone in the next room watching curling. Well, I can hear the curling, not the watching. I’m finding it much more entertaining since, thanks to this thread, I’m convince that they’re all naked and drunk. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/92 "2003-02-20T06:00:03Z")
> [@](#): > > ## \*\*quote: > > ## Originally posted by Hamlet It’s even tougher to be orgasmic when curling. > > Oh, I don’t know, those guys in the Olympics looked pretty excited.\*\* Is this the origin of the ever-popular phrase “get your rocks off”? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/93 "2003-02-20T06:27:18Z")
Naked and drunk is really one of the best ways to watch curling. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/94 "2003-02-20T06:28:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > \*\*Naked and drunk is really one of the best ways to watch curling. \*\* I agree. It’s even better if you eliminate the curling. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/95 "2003-02-20T06:43:46Z")
**Feynn** , a couple of years ago I was at the Scott Tournament of Hearts. Apparently they’re okay with the drunk, but they have problems with the naked. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/96 "2003-02-20T12:43:41Z")
Can we please get back to the topic of BURNER being an asshole? ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/97 "2003-02-20T13:07:08Z")
This thread makes my hair hurt. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/98 "2003-02-20T13:17:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*It’s even tougher to be orgasmic when curling. \*\* All that sweeping Hubba Hubba! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/99 "2003-02-20T13:23:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\*Can we please get back to the topic of BURNER being an asshole? \*\* Or that of his being flatulent. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/100 "2003-02-20T14:10:09Z")
Curling makes you people have orgasms? Not only did I not understand the sport, it almost put me to sleep from lack of excitement. Now the luge is another story. All that slipping and sliding through tight narrow places. . . . hubba hubba [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054.md?page=6)