# I am an Asshole and proud of it!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054 "2003-02-19T03:34:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/101 "2003-02-20T14:20:57Z")

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Well [this](http://www.miniclip.com/curling.htm) should cause some moist panties then. 😉

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**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/102 "2003-02-20T22:20:51Z")

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Just be glad you’re not married to an asshole, esp. such a pathetic, whiny, attention-seeking one such as…

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/103 "2003-02-20T22:46:13Z")

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Let me be the first to nominate **burner** as an “Ignoranus”…

… because he’s both stupid AND an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/104 "2003-02-22T05:49:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> \*\*I agree. It’s even better if you eliminate the curling. \*\*

You may be right about eliminating the curling… if you’re going to be naked and drunk you might as well be watching hockey.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/105 "2003-02-22T08:03:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shodan \*  
> \*\*Just out of curiousity, **BURNER** , how much do you have to inflate them before they can type?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan \*\*

And it’s posts like this that make _threads_ like this worthwhile.

😃

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/106 "2003-02-22T13:41:06Z")

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Thanks, **kambuckta** - one does one’s best.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-asshole-and-proud-of-it/156054/107 "2003-02-23T03:44:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 2trew \*  
> \*\*It’s not reason that separates humans from animals, it’s the fact that we are not frightened of vacuum cleaners. \*\*

Bah, my ex most certainly was.

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