# I am an attention whore **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935 "2003-03-20T23:46:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/41 "2003-03-22T17:25:38Z")
I’m going to post in this thread so everyone can see my name. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/42 "2003-03-22T17:47:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*Were you serious about that five dollar blow job? > [reaching for wallet] \*\* What was your answer to this question again, **Ender**? Some of the rest of us are interested in the answer too… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/43 "2003-03-23T01:58:16Z")
Speaking for myself, I’m just happy to see a Pit thread NOT about war protesters or supporters. Since you’re a whore, how much do I owe you? How much extra for a blow job? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/44 "2003-03-23T02:07:48Z")
This OP is all about me, isn’t it? The only reason you all hate me is because I’m so much better than you. ---
**Author:** ![harmfuljays](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/919ad9/32.png) [@harmfuljays](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmfuljays)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/45 "2003-03-23T02:59:04Z")
This thread and the Shafted My Daughter thing are the reason I joined this board. Not that I really care what you all think but it is very insightful to listen to a bunch of people with Double Master’s and nothing better to do then provide their insight to the rest of us unworthy types. I prostrate myself before all of you (but only once). ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/46 "2003-03-23T04:05:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by harmfuljays \* > \*\*This thread and the Shafted My Daughter thing are the reason I joined this board. Not that I really care what you all think but it is very insightful to listen to a bunch of people with Double Master’s and nothing better to do then provide their insight to the rest of us unworthy types. I prostrate myself before all of you (but only once). \*\* There’s always gotta be someone vying for top dog here. You see this? I offer $5 blow jobs and this guy comes waltzing along and wants to show everyone his prostate for free! Fine. If that’s the way you want it, you shall have it. You may think you’ve won the skermish but the battle is not yet over. For I have :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and I’m not afraid to use them. I didn’t want to get them out just yet, but you all have forced me. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Pay attention to me!!! For I can make colored circles! Hell, with these things, I don’t even need to type anymore. They say everything I want to, require no work and yet get double the attention of those pesky little words. Communication by smilie, that’s the sign of a true attention whore. 😉 😃 :eek: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![kiddokat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kiddokat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiddokat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935/47 "2003-03-23T06:11:10Z")
Oh, Ender! You’re the best whore ever! Isn’t that what you want to read? Nice use of smilies, there. They should really make a kiss-ass smilie just for you! But I suggest you up your blow job price. The economy and all that. Ya gotta eat, right? And we nourish the beast…we compel you… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-attention-whore/162935.md?page=2)