# I Am An Idiot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540 "2004-06-15T20:42:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/1 "2004-06-15T20:42:47Z")
That’s it. Everything make sense now? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/2 "2004-06-15T20:48:06Z")
Yep. All the pieces are in place now and the file can be sealed and closed. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/3 "2004-06-15T20:50:49Z")
I sense there is a missing link. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/4 "2004-06-15T20:50:53Z")
Were that to be the case, I’d expect at least one typo. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/5 "2004-06-15T20:55:40Z")
Wow. That was one heck of a rant. Your rage obviously burns with the rage of two or three easy-bake ovens. W00t. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/6 "2004-06-15T21:00:05Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > I sense there is a missing link. There is no missing link! And thus evolution is falsified! What? Oh . . . never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/7 "2004-06-15T21:03:26Z")
I don’t know why, but I have a strong inkling that this involves a woman… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/8 "2004-06-15T21:04:24Z")
Well, I entered your name into [Fundrace.org](http://Fundrace.org), and it appears that you haven’t donated to any major presidential candidates. So at least you’re not a wealthy idiot. I’ll chalk you up to merely a relatively harmless fool. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/9 "2004-06-15T21:19:55Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Everything make sense now? Wait[,](hello george) you’re _asking_ everything to \*\*make \*\* sense _now_ **¿** ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/10 "2004-06-15T22:01:47Z")
Hello. I am an idiot. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/11 "2004-06-16T00:25:24Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > I don’t know why, but I have a strong inkling that this involves a woman… ## What makes an otherwise intelligent person declare themselves and idiot? The opposite sex. Well, join the crowd. We’ve all been there (if that’s what you’re talk about that is). “What do you get when you fall in love You only get lies and pain and sorrow” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/12 "2004-06-16T00:27:44Z")
I don’t know what it’s about, but don’t do nothing stupid. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/13 "2004-06-16T00:31:41Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Wow. That was one heck of a rant. Your rage obviously burns with the rage of two or three easy-bake ovens. W00t. This one made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/14 "2004-06-16T01:23:34Z")
There, there. ::pats **Inigo** consolingly:: I’m sure–well, pretty sure–you aren’t actually an idiot, you’re just out of place, namely the **Pit** instead of **MPSIMS**. I’ll just move this on over for you and everything will look sooooo much better once you, uh, calm down. Sober up. Grow up. Get reincarnated. Sometime, anyway. TVeblen ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/15 "2004-06-16T01:29:37Z")
Did someone say idiot? As luck would have it my village is looking to fill the position of idiot. Let me know if you’re serious. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/16 "2004-06-16T01:30:29Z")
Perhaps it was the wounds? The loss of blood? The seperation from reality? ---
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/17 "2004-06-16T02:07:11Z")
At least you post your threads in the right forum…oh wait, they _moved_ this one? …um…then I guess we’re two peas in the proverbial pod. You’re still one helluva swordsman, even lefthanded. ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/18 "2004-06-16T02:12:49Z")
Damn and I thought the pit was rough. You MPSIMS people sure know how to kick a guy when he’s down. Don’t listen to those illegitimate spawn **Inigo** ('cepting **sophia** ). ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/19 "2004-06-16T02:13:31Z")
Betcha when we find out why **Inigo Montoya** is an idiot, the mods will have to move this back to the pit. Oh, and I’m an idiot, too. [sub][sup]secret handshake[/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540/20 "2004-06-16T02:14:52Z")
drat **sofia** , sorry… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-an-idiot/250540.md?page=2)