# I am apparently a special, special man **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336 "2003-04-08T16:46:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/1 "2003-04-08T16:46:41Z")
Why? Because, not only did I receive an amazingly generous and potentially life changing monetary offer from someone in the Congo, I received said offer from none other than Mrs. Ladawa Sese-Seko. That’s right, the widow of the former president of that land. So, while all of you other people are enjoyibg the millions you have earned by graciously helping some mid-level banking or tourism official, I shall be basking in the glow of my presidential millions. Life is sweet. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/2 "2003-04-08T17:08:00Z")
Yes, but do _you_ enjoy pleasuring your lady with a 12" penis? I didn’t think so. Money is one thing, but to have an incredibly large penis is a joy that can be shared by two:D ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/3 "2003-04-08T18:49:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Money is one thing, but to have an incredibly large penis is a joy that can be shared by two:D \*\* …or twenty thousand. Come see me live on my webcam with dirty college virgins losing their cherries for the first time! ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/4 "2003-04-08T18:56:57Z")
Can’t be anymore special than this guy [here](http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-03-28). ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/5 "2003-04-08T19:07:01Z")
You _bastard!_ She said she was going to give the money to me! **ME!!!** ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/6 "2003-04-08T19:23:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Can’t be anymore special than this guy here Are you sure? Can someone please supply the link to that site where the guy dresses up like Peter Pan? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/7 "2003-04-09T13:01:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by monica \* > \*\*Are you sure? Can someone please supply the link to that site where the guy dresses up like Peter Pan? \*\* [GIYF.](http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/8 "2003-04-09T14:32:24Z")
I’d just like to say how very, very sorry I am that I started a thread that somehow devolved into that link appearing on this board again. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-apparently-a-special-special-man/167336/9 "2003-04-09T16:12:45Z")
So you don’t want us to dub its appearance as **Mullinator’s Law?**