# I am at #2 with the Universe **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694 "2014-04-22T16:49:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/21 "2014-04-23T04:32:46Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > A bird pooped on my head … In Thailand, they say that’s good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/22 "2014-04-23T06:09:40Z")
I blew an earth-fart this morning. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/23 "2014-04-23T08:21:49Z")
Birdie, Birdie in the sky, Why’d you do that in my eye? I’m a big boy and I don’t cry. But I’m sure glad that cows don’t fly. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/24 "2014-04-23T16:31:36Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Something like… More like [this](http://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=13). ---
**Author:** ![geniune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@geniune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geniune)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/25 "2014-04-26T08:51:42Z")
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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/26 "2014-04-30T03:26:23Z")
If it ever warms up around here I will plant trees. And put down more grass seed. But I spent Earth Day huddled in an unheated building with some of my best friends. Then I drove five hours home. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/27 "2014-04-30T06:31:25Z")
> [@carnut](#): > > If it ever warms up around here I will plant trees. And put down more grass seed. But I spent Earth Day huddled in an unheated building with some of my best friends. Then I drove five hours home. Oops. Reminds me of the sporadic charity road rallies they have here to raise money to fight global warming. Upwards of 200 cars driving down the peninsula. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694/28 "2014-05-01T00:58:51Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Reminds me of the sporadic charity road rallies they have here to raise money to fight global warming. Upwards of 200 cars driving down the peninsula. :smack: Oy vey. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-at-2-with-the-universe/686694.md?page=1)