It’s possible he was stealin’ when he shoulda’ been buyin’.
Nevermind…beyond me.
Yes, but there’s only one paradox in it!
I sold my paradox because I discovered I didn’t need two doxes.
You only need one.
I’m up to here with theorems. How about a theory? I hear there’s a nice one about relatives.
He probably has a few ones to spare, since his barber is a woman specializing in cutting men’s hair, thus avoiding the set theory conundrum.
@Gatopescado do you got a cute quip about multiple dachshunds for me and pirviii?
What happens when A-1* starts creating theorems faster than @Hari_Seldon can, hmmm?
That could turn things upside down and get very saucy.
* Using new terminology authorized by Education Secretary Linda McMahon.
You gotta Prime Radiant to show it in?
Meh, given how modern computer memory capacity has far surpassed what those scientifiction authors dreamt of, I’m pretty sure it’ll all fit on my old 2015 phone with room to spare. 
ETA: Anyway, I want the actual proof, not all the calculations resulting from the proof.
That won’t happen; I’ll steak my reputation on it!
I think the OP’s fundamental problem is the failure to appropriately use NFTs (non fungible tokens).
They were very big a few years ago but are now temporarily down…
[I don’t quite understand them myself; hopefully someone will clarify.]
Here you go.
She’s two Corinthians short of a bible.
I feel bad for you man.
You have full employment, but zero repetitive, unfulfilling work.
And look at all the coins you’re giving out. True, you can make unlimited coins any time effortlessly*, but still, people end up holding some of your coins. It feels wrong.
I guess you can think of the fantastic living standards that seldincoins have bought you as some form of compensation.
* ETA: D’oh this breaks the metaphor. I was thinking this more as all the people claiming America is being ripped off.
Am I the only person who has no fucking idea what the OP is on about?
No it doesn’t. The US prints treasury bonds as readily as I emit seldincoins. I believe the world’s largest holder of US treasuries is China.
Think of it as a metaphor for Trump’s tariff philosophy.
If you buy groceries from the store, but the store buys nothing from you, Trump says the store is ripping you off.
Because [wait for it] Trump is an idiot.