# I Am Bored. You Should Come Play With Me IRL **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742 "2005-03-09T23:59:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/1 "2005-03-09T23:59:59Z")
I’m bored. :whine: Tinkleberry is now of an age where he can go places fairly easily. My boobs now cooperate enough that I don’t have to carry the blasted pump with me everywhere I go. The weather is now nice. I haven’t met any fun moms yet, though I am trying. My other friends work or go to school during the day. You should come play with me. I live in the East Bay, but I’m on the Penninsula dropping my husband off for work on Saratoga Ave in San Jose every day at 10. If you are a Bay Area person in the East Bay or on the Penninsula, and you aren’t otherwise engaged during the day, we should get together and play. You do not need to have a kid. Coffee? Walk in park? Poking dead things with sticks? Anything is fine, I just need new adults to talk to during the day… ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/2 "2005-03-10T00:17:40Z")
You know Dopers.Asking them to ‘come play with you’ is asking for trouble :D…especially mentioning how your ‘boobs co-operate’ in the very second line 🙂 I would help out,but I’m 3000 miles away… ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/3 "2005-03-10T00:30:32Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > You know Dopers.Asking them to ‘come play with you’ is asking for trouble :D…especially mentioning how your ‘boobs co-operate’ in the very second line 🙂 I would help out,but I’m 3000 miles away… Yeah, I shoulda phrased that better. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/4 "2005-03-10T00:34:46Z")
I wish I was closer so I could visit. I remember what it was like. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/5 "2005-03-10T03:54:42Z")
I would come play with you, but I’m all the way across the country. Now, if you want to move to North Carolina, we can talk. I would play with the baby, too–I like babies! All my friends are having kids, but they’re all growing up, so they’re all toddlers now instead of little babies. But toddlers are fun, too. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/6 "2005-03-10T04:10:19Z")
Yeah, but I heard rumors your apartment smells like cat piss and you live next door to a meth lab. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/7 "2005-03-10T05:43:25Z")
> [@Fat Bald Guy](#): > > Yeah, but I heard rumors your apartment smells like cat piss and you live next door to a meth lab. _MY_ apartment doesn’t smell of anything gnarly- that’s next door. And it hasn’t come thru the walls in days. We don’t live next to a meth lab- we live next to some lazy cat owners. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-bored-you-should-come-play-with-me-irl/293742/8 "2005-03-10T13:08:06Z")
> [@Cyn](#): > > I wish I was closer so I could visit. Ditto.