# I am claiming victory in this thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2012, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-claiming-victory-in-this-thread/611844 "2012-02-05T08:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 14
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-claiming-victory-in-this-thread/611844/14 "2012-02-06T21:31:34Z")
I had this vague feeling as if her addled mind might be trying to tell us something. I was bored, so I took a shot at reverse _Dan Browning_ this into some semblance of dialogue… > [@10 Commandments](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-commandments/611736/101): > > There is not ever, and no ever, and not any excuse excuse ever for…my my turtntthelp…omg someonecan glep to help to give them a elap esatrreacteed an OMG than yr yougyHe sig as londid as loingedas he longas hedemosedamnnell\ > > \*Last edited by Granny Rainbow; 02-04-2012 at 03:50 AM. Reason: omz…sorry saleesrreipled trealedpllleadtrailled\omg…omg\* [paraphrasing with help from Lewis Carol, Google and maybe a little help from [Bishop David “Slap Dat Witch” Oyedepo](http://saharareporters.com/news-page/nigerias-wealthiest-pastor-oyedepo-faces-citizens-outrage-assaulting-female-church-goer)] There is never, not ever, and did I say never any excuse for… [Okay] my turn to help, here: Oh my god, someone can hope to help and give them a slap and OMG! then you’re [through?]! Sin as long he did [then he’s a demon damned to hell?]. Oh my zorg! Sorry, sleep-deprived. Thread derailed. Oh my God… [SIZE=“4”]OH MY GOOOOOD!!![/SIZE] [/translating gibberish into English gibberish] So, yuh. If my Robert Langdon-like sleuthing skills in solving riddles and connecting symbolism are correct, then this reads like a Dan Brown novel. Fascinating… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-claiming-victory-in-this-thread/611844)._