# I Am Disease Free **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 18, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-disease-free/143646 "2002-12-18T20:58:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-disease-free/143646/1 "2002-12-18T20:58:10Z")
Just got a call from my doctor, all my VD and STD tests came back negative!!! WooHoo!!! For those of you thinking bad of me, I am not a someone who goes around having casual sex or what not. In fact I haven’t even done it since my wife left me. I thought I had something because awhile back I noticed something on my “private parts” that caused me concern. Just before my wife left me she had been with someone else and I thought that maybe she got something from him and gave it to me. I went to the doctor about two weeks ago to get tested after wrestling with denial for about three months. Thank God I went. Now I can stop worrying about that and go with my life. WooHoo!!!11 ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-disease-free/143646/2 "2002-12-18T23:23:49Z")
Well, good! ---
**Author:** ![jenex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@jenex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jenex)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-disease-free/143646/3 "2002-12-18T23:50:30Z")
yeee haaaa! I suggest you take a copy of your clean bill of health with you when you go out to pick up on women. Say, “Hi there, I’m 100% certified Angus beef baby…I’ve even got my paperwork!” But seriously, congrats to you and good luck with the single life.