# (I am drunk)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-drunk/485900>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-drunk/485900 "2009-02-15T02:24:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-drunk/485900/21 "2009-02-15T18:07:25Z")

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Maybe somebody slipped something in your drink.  
Do you recall, at some time during the evening, yelling, “Ole, Ole, Oh Lay me!”?  
Do you recall petting a donkey and promising to phone the next day?  
Just wondering.

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**Author:** ![slime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@slime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slime)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-drunk/485900/22 "2009-02-15T18:44:25Z")

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As the saying goes, “You know you’re getting old when the morning after isn’t worth the night before.”

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-drunk/485900/23 "2009-02-15T19:29:38Z")

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I’m slightly hung over this morning. Last night’s drunken debauchery was in celebration of turning in my senior thesis, though, so this is a hard-earned and worthwhile headache today.

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