# I am Face Belly! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309 "2010-06-24T02:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/21 "2010-06-27T14:20:33Z")
Yes, but [are you Skeleton Jelly](http://i.imgur.com/3oboX.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/22 "2010-06-28T12:38:16Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > They only paid you $300? Yes > [@Derleth](#): > > Yes, but [are you Skeleton Jelly](http://i.imgur.com/3oboX.jpg)? No I am not Skeleton Jelly ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/23 "2010-06-28T15:33:07Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Yes, but [are you Skeleton Jelly](http://i.imgur.com/3oboX.jpg)? I have no idea what this is. But I’m frightened. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/24 "2010-06-28T16:17:04Z")
> [@Rafe\_Hollister](#): > > Yeah, but then you’d have to go wash all that red paint off your face. You know that whole “you owe me a new monitor” bit? Well, we won’t go that far. However, there is now – and I’m 100% serious about this – a mix of Lasagna Hamburger Helper and Pepsi One all over my shirt, pants, office chair and floor. Thanks a damn lot. ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/25 "2010-06-29T00:20:37Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > You know that whole “you owe me a new monitor” bit? Well, we won’t go that far. However, there is now – and I’m 100% serious about this – a mix of Lasagna Hamburger Helper and Pepsi One all over my shirt, pants, office chair and floor. Thanks a damn lot. Hal what you didn’t have red paint to use? ---
**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/26 "2010-06-29T00:37:21Z")
I hope you cleaned out your belly button lint before hand… ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/27 "2010-06-29T00:53:37Z")
> [@gladtobeblazed](#): > > I hope you cleaned out your belly button lint before hand… Yes and I showered just before leaving my house, drove with the A.C. On and took a Taxi so I didn’t have to walk in the heat. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/28 "2010-06-29T23:38:15Z")
See, I’d have enjoyed the HELL out of that! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/29 "2010-06-29T23:42:31Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > See, I’d have enjoyed the HELL out of that! Well I’m sure **Manny** will let you kiss his belly if you ask nicely. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/30 "2010-06-29T23:44:36Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Well I’m sure **Manny** will let you kiss his belly if you ask nicely. I’m not certain my fiance’d appriciate that, but it sure is a nice belly!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/31 "2010-06-29T23:47:13Z")
You’d better hurry before this is no longer eligible for rule 34. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/32 "2010-06-30T00:05:21Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > You’d better hurry before this is no longer eligible for rule 34. It already is. Did you see the video? ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/33 "2010-06-30T03:32:27Z")
I never heard of Rule 34 until now. Very Interesing ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/34 "2010-06-30T03:34:41Z")
> [@MannyL](#): > > I never heard of Rule 34 until now. Very Interesing Sexual perversion and Nazis. It’s what the web is all about. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/35 "2010-06-30T03:40:03Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Sexual perversion and Nazis. > It’s what the web is all about. “Perversion” implies a minority of people are doing it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/36 "2010-06-30T03:45:34Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > “Perversion” implies a minority of people are doing it. Good point. Well taken! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/37 "2010-06-30T03:52:17Z")
> [@gladtobeblazed](#): > > I hope you cleaned out your belly button lint before hand… > [@MannyL](#): > > Yes and I showered just before leaving my house, drove with the A.C. On and took a Taxi so I didn’t have to walk in the heat. I dunno, that girl was picking _something_ off her tongue after you left the room. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309/38 "2010-06-30T03:56:10Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I dunno, that girl was picking _something_ off her tongue after you left the room. :dubious: Where’s a bouncing-eyebrow smiley when you need it…? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-face-belly/544309.md?page=1)