# I am fucked. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854 "2001-11-29T04:01:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/21 "2001-11-29T18:44:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chickenhead \* > **like Reese Whitherspoon at a rapists’ convention** 😕 You whooshed me on this one. Why Reese? ---
**Author:** ![grayhairedmomma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/47e85d/32.png) [@grayhairedmomma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grayhairedmomma)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/23 "2001-11-29T22:45:17Z")
**slimkid** - Not to be a wet blanket or anything but I really did not find that funny. Some of the women on this board have been victims of rape (including me) and that was chilling to read. It could almost be like you were there. Damn. I need a shower. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/24 "2001-11-30T04:59:21Z")
I had a paper due today. I’ll do it Sunday. Or Monday afternoon, if I don’t have to work… ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/25 "2001-11-30T05:25:23Z")
I’ve got to go to Italy tomorrow, so I’m not going to put off learning Italian another minute. See y’all in a week. Nite ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/26 "2001-11-30T05:48:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chickenhead \* > > **like Reese Whitherspoon at a rapists’ convention** > > 😕 You whooshed me on this one. Why Reese? \*\* Why not? **slimkid** , in case you’re still here, lurking after being banned: May the rotting corpse of Chris Farley rise from the dead and fuck you. That is all. [sub]**A MESSAGE FROM THE AUTHOR’S ATTORNEY, Mr. Matthew K. Weaselhawk, Esq. This post does not condone the use of Ms. Witherspoon as mentioned by Mr/Ms Chickenhead. This post does, however, condone the idea of hot sex with Ms. Witherspoon. In fact, the author would like to say he strongly recomends that Ms Witherspoon visit the author and enjoy a nice CENSORED. Thank you.**[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Fledermaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@Fledermaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fledermaus)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/27 "2001-11-30T16:24:50Z")
Is there a record for fewest number of posts before being banned? 4 posts and out! Wow! I guess we can be thankful he didn’t waste too much of our time… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/28 "2001-11-30T16:55:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fledermaus \* > \*\*Is there a record for fewest number of posts before being banned? 4 posts and out! Wow! I guess we can be thankful he didn’t waste too much of our time… \*\* Yep. Zero. Somebody created a user ID that was some uncomplimentary comment about Our Beloved Cecil, and the mods cut him off at the knees before he got a chance to post even once. ---
**Author:** ![k.os](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@k.os](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k.os)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/29 "2001-11-30T17:09:57Z")
So, **Chickenhead** , what happened? Did you finish your paper? How did it go? etc… ---
**Author:** ![DavisMcDavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@DavisMcDavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavisMcDavis)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/30 "2001-11-30T17:24:23Z")
Y’all obviously never saw “Freeway”, either - after seeing that movie, I think you’d be well advised to keep your unwanted sexual advances as far away from Ms. Witherspoon as possible. She don’t take no shit from nobody, let me tell you, and she is packing heat (as in a gun). ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/31 "2001-12-01T08:49:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \* > \*\*[sub]Another Carl? What year? I’m '90, m’self…[/sub] \*\* I’m '01… Brand spanking new and still dtying to figured out how the fuck i managed to spend 4 years accomplishing noting and getting a degree. Ohwell, gradschool is comming up soon amd soon’ I’ll be dr.crorex 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/32 "2001-12-02T01:39:00Z")
Something about [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101542) maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Tokiwoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@Tokiwoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokiwoki)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/33 "2001-12-02T03:36:24Z")
I don’t even read or post on this board unless I have something else to do… or I’m having terrible boyfriend problems. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/34 "2001-12-02T07:11:52Z")
I got the paper written passably. I still don’t know how the situation with the very-expensive-research-company is going to work out. I have two more term papers due this week. Sorry about the Reese Witherspoon analogy but I was feeling the second-most-stressed-out I have ever felt in my life (not to mention having been awake for about thirty hours already at that point, just beginning the day) and I wasn’t thinking completely rationally. Plus some other miscellaneous shitty things happened to make that a pretty bad week in general. Of course- These things are pretty petty in comparison to a lot of people’s problems and I realize that things will probably work out all right. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/35 "2001-12-02T20:23:49Z")
Did everyone on this fucking board go to Carleton!? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/36 "2001-12-02T22:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > \*\*Did everyone on this fucking board go to Carleton!? \*\* Eh? ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/37 "2001-12-02T22:45:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > \*\*Did everyone on this fucking board go to Carleton!? \*\* Yeah, its like the Goats message board its a place where Carleton students gather and whine. Hrrm I need to get my caucus password renewed… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854/38 "2001-12-02T22:50:17Z")
I can totally sympathize. I’ve got one of those 30 or so page papers due soon, I’m not sure when but I should have at least 3rd draft to turn in for wednesday for the class I haven’t gone to in 6 weeks. And I haven’t read the books. I wont work on it now since I’m going to watch a parade. And I have 2 Latin translations to do. I’m always desperately seaching for a way to stop time. Just 30 days and I could get all this done. Anybody? Anybody? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-fucked/95854.md?page=1)