# I am getting married tomorrow **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465 "2013-05-04T02:35:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/1 "2013-05-04T02:35:42Z")
At 11:00 am. She is a beautiful, sweet lady. Slee ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/2 "2013-05-04T02:47:35Z")
Congratulations! Are you going to use your smartphone and post here before/during/after the ceremony? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/3 "2013-05-04T04:01:21Z")
Congratulations! Iā€™m assuming that posting to the Dope is part of your wild and crazy bachelor party? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/4 "2013-05-04T04:17:52Z")
FĆ©licitations! Congratulations! Gratulojn! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/5 "2013-05-04T04:20:00Z")
Runs around tossing glitter. Congrats!!! ---
**Author:** ![RippityZip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RippityZip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RippityZip)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/6 "2013-05-04T04:38:31Z")
Run out and print photos of the wedding, then show everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/7 "2013-05-04T05:17:13Z")
Congratulations. Now go get some sleep. Youā€™re getting married in a few hours. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/8 "2013-05-04T08:46:57Z")
Congratulations šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/9 "2013-05-04T10:45:09Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/10 "2013-05-04T11:15:07Z")
Damnit man, thatā€™s in four hours. We canā€™t get you to Vegas and back in four damn hours. Your ass waited to long to tell me. Strippers went home hungry last night. I hope you know that. ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/11 "2013-05-05T18:23:29Z")
I am married. The wedding was perfect, except the minister type guy made a miatake that will haughnt me for the rest of my life. During the vow section when he is suposed to say ā€œDo you take this man as your husbandā€ he instead said ā€œDo you take this man to be your wifeā€. My wife looked amazing. She is so beautiful. Everyone had a blast and everything else wemt wonderfully. Pics in a day or two. Now Hash House for breakfast then a day at the shark tank pool. Slee ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/12 "2013-05-05T20:45:21Z")
We may had locked horns before with you, but Iā€™m sincere here: congratulations. I hope to have a very small ceremony myself in a few months. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/13 "2013-05-06T16:17:52Z")
> [@sleestak](#): > > Now Hash House for breakfast then a day at the shark tank pool. Dude, so many directions to run with this one! Ah well. Congrats & best wishes. And keep her away from the pylons or you may never be able to find her again. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/14 "2013-05-06T16:40:38Z")
Congratulations and best wishes! When we were married, the minister said he had the privilege of announcing for the first time Mr. & Mrs. [Her Last Name]. It was his first marriage, too. ---
**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/15 "2013-05-06T17:41:47Z")
Congrats! Nothing better than getting married to the person you love. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/16 "2013-05-07T01:19:17Z")
Wait a second. May 4 wedding. Did you marry [Keira Knightley](http://cineden.blogspot.com/2013/05/keira-knightley-weds-james-righton-in.html)? ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/17 "2013-05-09T00:46:34Z")
As promised, here are a couple pics. Better late than neverā€¦ My favorite [pic](http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946405_166138610220159_1781411412_n.jpg). My dazzling [wife and I](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/375090_165894996911187_269187709_n.jpg). Thanks everyone. And Gigo, good luck. Slee ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/18 "2013-05-09T01:01:49Z")
What a gorgeous dress! And the groom isnā€™t half bad! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-getting-married-tomorrow/657465/19 "2013-05-09T01:14:42Z")
Conga-rats! Now I wonā€™t be the most newlywed on the board. SWMBO and I tied the knot last month on the 17th. It was our 20th anniversary. We wish you all the best!