# I Am Going To Blow People Mind's At My Funeral

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 7, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-going-to-blow-people-minds-at-my-funeral/75280 "2001-08-07T14:40:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-going-to-blow-people-minds-at-my-funeral/75280/1 "2001-08-07T14:40:28Z")

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I have always been a little different(to say the least huh). So I really don’t want to have a boring funeral like everybody else has. I mean it is depressing enough that somebody died then people go and wear black and have boring depressing music too.

So unless I am really disfigured(from a bad wreck or something you know my “wild” driving record), I want the morgue dudes to put me in a cool looking suit and put a big like smile on my face. Then I want them too arrange my hand like a gun so when people lean over and look I’ll be saying “Gotcha Ya”. 😉

I don’t think anybody will ever forget that wake do you? I am really going to do this I am going to put it in my last instructions. And if my family doesn’t do this, I am going to come back and haunt their butts! 😃

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