# I am going to go strangle some children.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 29, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-going-to-go-strangle-some-children/362666 "2006-06-29T20:08:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-going-to-go-strangle-some-children/362666/61 "2006-07-02T21:02:29Z")

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[li]Get out your Boom Box[/li][li]Put a Bach CD on.[/li][li]Say Hi to **Opal**.[/li][li]Point it at the kids.[/li][li]Set volume at 11.[/li][li]Liftoff.[/li][li]Small children, disliking Classical, shall flee.[/li][li]Fill the pool with Aliigators, for giggles.[/li][li]Mad, jabbering giggles.[/li][li]Fnord[/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-going-to-go-strangle-some-children/362666/62 "2006-07-03T02:54:41Z")

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A little bit of blueing and wah-la you have of blueberry kids. 😛

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-going-to-go-strangle-some-children/362666/63 "2006-07-03T15:59:55Z")

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**POLO**

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