# I am gonna buy a deserted island and set up a new society...who is with me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186 "2000-10-24T23:39:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/41 "2000-10-25T00:55:20Z")
Me: Ultimate ruler Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent SkySlash - Cheif policy maker scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources demo - Quality control commisioner ren - executive in charge of Culture Black Night - minister of finance Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director iampunha - cheif shirt inspector gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager Silver Fire - brew mistress gunslinger - minister of defence Odieman - head concubine. Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl) ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer Still to be confirmed: Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import Coldfire: export commisioner ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/42 "2000-10-25T01:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kellibelli \* > **…rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)** That’s okay, I an always use an assistant. one grain of sand two grains of sand three grains of sand \… lots of grains of sand So relaxing… ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/43 "2000-10-25T01:07:04Z")
Well, you can put me in charge of whatever, but I wouldn’t mind being the island’s minstrel if that’s what they’re called. I could walk around the island and write poems about people and sing ballads whilst playing my guitar. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/44 "2000-10-25T01:07:44Z")
Ohh! I get to train the monkey-butlers, is that all right with everyone? Now where are those monkey diapers…😛 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/45 "2000-10-25T01:10:07Z")
screech-owl…Duuuuuude…you got us NFL on ESPN…as first offical act as vice regent (is that some sorta Canadian title? 😉 ) I hereby bequest to you the first batch-o-homebrew, may you drink it with pleasure! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/46 "2000-10-25T01:11:15Z")
C’mon Odie… yes into my hut… this will not hurt. Unless you want it to 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/47 "2000-10-25T01:15:10Z")
Well I will have to go if Kelli calls, but I can manage some time with you…it’s up to you if we use the handcuffs. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/48 "2000-10-25T01:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Say, Demo? Need any help with that? 😉 > > I make apple wine, if that qualifies me for anything. \*\* Why, yes! In fact, I’m sure I’ll need a whole _team_ of [ahem] “Quality Control Inspectors”. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/49 "2000-10-25T01:17:45Z")
**beagledave** , the home-brew sounds wonderful. And I’ll take the unofficial title of Duuuuuude…ette. 😃 (And I watch Lifetime only when I am reeeeeeeaaaaallly in a bad mood, only for a couple of days. But not today - “Report from Calder” is on.) See, I got y’all ESPN channels that hadn’t even been invented yet. …But I keep the remote! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/50 "2000-10-25T01:20:29Z")
Umm, beagledave: I’ll have to inspect that homebrew before distribution to screechy there. :: Pop! :: Gulp, gulp, gulp, chuuuug! Mmmm, a most _hic_ wunnerful concoction! I deem it worthy of consumption! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/51 "2000-10-25T01:25:01Z")
Dem, could I get a delivery to my hut? Odie is a little tense and a little od your brew will help the Viagra go down nicely! Has anyone seen the keys to the handcuffs? ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/52 "2000-10-25T01:25:15Z")
> [@](#): > > SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer :eek: :mad: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/53 "2000-10-25T01:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\ ***beagledave** , the home-brew sounds wonderful. > And I’ll take the unofficial title of Duuuuuude…ette. 😃 > \*\* a thousand apologies m’lady…i posted in haste…rushes off to get more homebrew for the islanders… ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/54 "2000-10-25T01:27:58Z")
Oh no! My first official faux-pas!!! Bob-angel! I meant you could entertain the island children with your funny faces!!! Oh my!! ☹ (would you rather be a concubine??) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/55 "2000-10-25T01:29:58Z")
Hey I’m very good at my job I don’t need any help Kelli ::rubs Kelli in that special way:: ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/56 "2000-10-25T01:30:16Z")
…children?.. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/57 "2000-10-25T01:31:06Z")
oooooo Odie!! You little darlin! ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/58 "2000-10-25T01:32:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*…children?.. \*\* They are like little people, only smaller. Sometimes they smell really good, sometimes not. They cuddle too 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/59 "2000-10-25T01:32:56Z")
Odie…be brave in that hut with Angikins…the LAST guy she was in a hut with…well he walked funny for a month ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186/60 "2000-10-25T01:36:05Z")
Dave, sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do (I’ve always wanted to say that) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-gonna-buy-a-deserted-island-and-set-up-a-new-society-who-is-with-me/38186.md?page=4)