# I am in UR fridge

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799 "2006-10-01T02:49:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/1 "2006-10-01T02:49:32Z")

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[eating](http://www.vadriven.com/forums/showthread.php?t=157745) UR foodz.

Dude these things are funny. Clear fluids from UR mouth before reading.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/2 "2006-10-01T02:52:45Z")

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Thank God I’m alone in the lab, because I just laughed really, really hard. Enough to cramp up, even. Wow.

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/3 "2006-10-01T03:34:32Z")

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“I’m in your PC stealing your internets”

Well…my son _was_ asleep. Thanks a lot.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/4 "2006-10-01T04:05:55Z")

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'I made you a cookie.

But I eated it.’  
Aaaw. ☹ That kitty looks so sad.

Some of the others are hillarious, though.

And kitties in compuiters are always cute.

Tiny Turtle is pleased.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/5 "2006-10-01T06:39:46Z")

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My fav:

"I’m on your couch…

Sexin your dog"

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/6 "2006-10-01T06:50:12Z")

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In case anyone’s wondering, the basic structure of the captions (“I’m in your something, doing something something badly misspelled”) comes from a StarCraft screen shot where some guy types “I’m in your base, killing your doodz” or something along those lines.

Scroll to the bottom of this [http://gametz.com/?x&A=Reviews&ruid=480](http://gametz.com/?x&A=Reviews&ruid=480) page to see what I’m talking about (not sure if that’s the actual image, though).

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/7 "2006-10-01T07:02:35Z")

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[“I rape u. ok?”](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c173/AlyssaRochelle/Cats/1142674197804.jpg) may be the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/8 "2006-10-01T14:24:07Z")

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Ahahahahahhah!! “I think there’s a spy among us” is making my stomach hurt from laughing.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/9 "2006-10-01T15:38:48Z")

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There’s something about **STEALIN UR SHRMPZ** that kills me. I think it’s because you just know he’s gonna.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/10 "2006-10-01T15:58:15Z")

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I thought it was lame. Then I scrolled down and smirked. Then scrolled down and smiled. Then again, and giggled. Then again and I laughed out loud.

**i rape you. ok?**

Superb.

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/11 "2006-10-01T16:45:49Z")

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“Go cry, emo kid” made me laugh out loud. Then “i rape you. ok?” about had me rolling.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/12 "2006-10-01T17:25:05Z")

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Invisible Bike had my hubby running from the other room to see what I was laughing at.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/13 "2006-10-01T18:03:43Z")

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I liked the one with the cat’s face drawn onto the box, and the dog with the cat pinned up against the door saying something about snacks.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/14 "2006-10-01T18:34:27Z")

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]  
I liked the one with the cat’s face drawn onto the box, and the dog with the cat pinned up against the door saying something about snacks.  
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I’m in ur mouth

bein snax

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/15 "2006-10-01T21:23:21Z")

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D’oh, didn’t realise there was more. My wife has now looked at every page and nearly exploded laughin. Even though it gets lamer the longer it goes on, with more private jokes, there are some absolute gems in there. Our favourites:

[Invisible sandwich](http://i.pbase.com/o5/57/569157/1/67562140.vb9wYh5p.uppersinvisiblesandwich.jpg)  
[I will cut u deep](http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5526/cutdeepac4.jpg)

and

[I will rape you](http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/fd3sinfini_god/rape.jpg)

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/16 "2006-10-01T21:48:11Z")

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I’ve seen similar compilations of captioned animal pix, but this is the funniest batch I have come across. There are a few duds in there, but the number of laugh-out-loud doozies is remarkable. Thanks so much for the link!

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/17 "2006-10-02T07:50:39Z")

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I am so, so tempted to insert the ‘retard…’ dog into one of our presentations.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/18 "2006-10-02T10:55:16Z")

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Oh, hell now I know why our servers are so slow!

Wonder if I should tell the 'puter guys. I like kitties more than I like people…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/19 "2006-10-02T21:52:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Sublight]  
I am so, so tempted to insert the ‘retard…’ dog into one of our presentations.  
[/QUOTE]  
I double-dog-dared my wife to make the the background on her work computer\*. She works for the local chapter of ARC\*\*.  
\*She wussed.  
\*\*Association of Retarded Citizens.

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**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-in-ur-fridge/374799/20 "2006-10-02T23:00:03Z")

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Ah. And now [this webcomic](http://www.twolumps.net/d/20060922.html) suddenly makes sense. Not that I ask for much sense from Snooch (the one VERB-ing the NOUNs, he’s…“special”) but it helps.

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