# I am Inigo Montoya. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162 "2010-08-13T15:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/1 "2010-08-13T15:55:51Z")
Fun Time! Having avenged my father’s murder, and having retired after many years’ service as The Dread Pirate Roberts, I now recline in luxury beside the fire with Brandy in one hand and a brandy in the other. And now I command those in my court to entertain me with their google-foo. I shall request an image. Someone will present it to me and thereby earn the right to command presentation of an image they desire. I had consdered initially requesting to see a rhinoceros in ladie’s underwear, but am certain we’ll get there by and by. Instead: Present to me an image of…a finch. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/2 "2010-08-13T16:00:11Z")
A [Finch](http://www.locoav.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jennie_finch.jpg), my Lord. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/3 "2010-08-13T16:15:45Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > A [Finch](http://www.locoav.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jennie_finch.jpg), my Lord. > [@](#): > > 404 Not Found I do no think that links to what you think it links to. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/4 "2010-08-13T16:17:24Z")
M’Lord’s [finch](http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~jwb462/winch.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/5 "2010-08-13T16:19:26Z")
Is [this Gouldian finch](http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexandraphotos/2505096708/) finchy enough for my lord? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/6 "2010-08-13T16:23:29Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > > [@runner pat](#): > > > > A [Finch](http://www.locoav.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jennie_finch.jpg), my Lord. > > > [@](#): > > > > 404 Not Found > > I do no think that links to what you think it links to. Same [Finch](http://uk.askmen.com/women/galleries/model/jennie-finch/picture-2.html), different picture. ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/7 "2010-08-13T16:30:29Z")
[A fine cheese.](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.clawson.co.uk/images/products/25-large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.clawson.co.uk/products/fruit-blends/white-stilton-with-blueberry/&usg=__5tFMl67NIkRjuu_EOSYIx1G-WY4=&h=380&w=595&sz=32&hl=en&start=0&sig2=rU1Ski-LqjyD74OBC7aXmw&tbnid=OS4bKL5E9zRqdM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=202&ei=_nJlTO7tBIKBlAfC4ZWTDg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblueberry%2Bstilton%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1605%26bih%3D903%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=860&vpy=93&dur=1050&hovh=179&hovw=281&tx=142&ty=120&oei=_nJlTO7tBIKBlAfC4ZWTDg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0) ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/8 "2010-08-13T16:54:06Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Fun Time! Having avenged my father’s murder, and having retired after many years’ service as The Dread Pirate Roberts, I now recline in luxury beside the fire with Brandy in one hand and a brandy in the other. > > And now I command those in my court to entertain me with their google-foo. I shall request an image. Someone will present it to me and thereby earn the right to command presentation of an image they desire. I had consdered initially requesting to see a rhinoceros in ladie’s underwear, but am certain we’ll get there by and by. Instead: > > Present to me an image of…a finch. I’m kind of busy today, so [here’s](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7n3V7bnR9eI/SEfTFe7GUhI/AAAAAAAABqM/9WuwfVc8yFU/s400/best-funny-pictures_rhino-underwear.jpg) a rhinoceros in some feminine underthings. And while we’re at it, [here’s](http://www.cafepress.com/+rhinoceros_classic_thong,112781540) a rhinoceros _on_ some feminine underthings. Oh, and a [Finch](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61hazDv8H1qarx29.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/9 "2010-08-13T16:55:50Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > I’m kind of busy today, so [here’s](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7n3V7bnR9eI/SEfTFe7GUhI/AAAAAAAABqM/9WuwfVc8yFU/s400/best-funny-pictures_rhino-underwear.jpg) a rhinoceros in some feminine underthings. And while we’re at it, [here’s](http://www.cafepress.com/+rhinoceros_classic_thong,112781540) a rhinoceros _on_ some feminine underthings. The Google Foo is strong in this one. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/10 "2010-08-13T16:59:25Z")
A [Dennis Finch](http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,spade.jpg), m’lord. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/11 "2010-08-13T17:08:09Z")
A very angry [Finch.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIY5Vyj4YM&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/12 "2010-08-13T17:10:42Z")
[Cones of meat.](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/images/stories/large/2009/11/19/Boccalone%2Bsalumi%2Bcones.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/25412/&usg=__JcpT4fKFH4qOGJ1NaxYAz7oew4o=&h=1129&w=750&sz=73&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=oHci9YG-V65VkM:&tbnh=165&tbnw=110&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dboccalone%2Bmeat%2Bcone%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D640%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=132&vpy=227&dur=3563&hovh=276&hovw=183&tx=86&ty=104&ei=d3xlTPCLFYe-sAONytznDQ&oei=b3xlTJTJLoT6swOCj_2TDQ&esq=3&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0) ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/13 "2010-08-13T17:18:36Z")
Is brandy wise, m’lord? After all you did have a bit of a problem as I recall. Perhaps you would be better with two Brandys? ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/14 "2010-08-13T17:19:52Z")
A [Finch](http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2005/0711_large.jpg) to go with Brandy. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/15 "2010-08-13T17:20:41Z")
[Not the smartest finch in the tree.](http://beautybodybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rachael-finch-miss-australia-universe-2009-picture.jpg) And if you’re this kind of [pirate](http://www.classic-pirates.com/images/frontpage/pirate_lego-1747_pirates_treasure_surprise.jpg), you might like this kind of [Finch](http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Dunechaser/Literature/lee-atticus.finch.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/16 "2010-08-13T18:28:57Z")
Considering your…previous career…I think that perhaps [this is the Finch you’ll need](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://a1.vox.com/6a00cd971973d74cd500e398c5bab10004-500pi&imgrefurl=http://purplesque.vox.com/library/photo/6a00cd971973d74cd500e398c5bab10004.html&usg=__qoup0zM-wiIZumELH42Kdk833QI=&h=308&w=410&sz=42&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=2HZhwqwzDQQZgM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=182&prev=/images%3Fq%3Datticus%2Bfinch%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D575%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=694&vpy=113&dur=1846&hovh=195&hovw=259&tx=122&ty=96&ei=Wo5lTMvYF5OuvgPL54HlDA&oei=Wo5lTMvYF5OuvgPL54HlDA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0). ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/17 "2010-08-13T20:10:41Z")
Thanks for all the finch! (and the winch–that cracked me up) > [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I shall request an image. Someone will present it to me and thereby earn the right to command presentation of an image they desire. Who among you now has a desire? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/18 "2010-08-13T20:35:04Z")
I would like to see the set at the opening of Act II of _Urinetown_. (Thanks for asking.) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/19 "2010-08-14T00:53:50Z")
> [@Karen\_Lingel](#): > > I would like to see the set at the opening of Act II of _Urinetown_. (Thanks for asking.) Well, urine good [company](http://brentfoland.com/08photos33.html). That work for you? If so, I desire a mushroom. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/20 "2010-08-14T03:22:15Z")
[Here ye go](http://www.ediblegeography.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/The-Penis-Mushroom.jpg) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162.md?page=2)