# I am Inigo Montoya.  Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162 "2010-08-13T15:55:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/21 "2010-08-14T04:07:29Z")

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Lovely, Smeghead. 🙂 Anything you desire? A Quagaar Warrior, perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/22 "2010-08-16T17:58:35Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> [Here ye go](http://www.ediblegeography.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/The-Penis-Mushroom.jpg)

Dude! NSFW!!! NSFW!!!

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/23 "2010-08-16T18:26:07Z")

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Why not? Clearly it’s a picture of some fungi.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/24 "2010-08-17T01:03:38Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Why not? Clearly it’s a picture of some fungi.

You think the boss walking by your cubical is going to buy that?

And since no one else is playing:  
I would like to see the Smurfit-Stone building with a non-sports-related message on it.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-inigo-montoya-bring-me-your-finest-meats-and-cheeses/550162/25 "2010-08-17T01:06:11Z")

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Oh oh, wait, I would like to see the back side of the paper called “Brixton” from the Market collection by 7 Gypsies (not the green-ish side.)

Good luck with that…

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