# I am Jack's Hamburglar! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717 "2003-03-20T03:52:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NotTheHamburglar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f05b48/32.png) [@NotTheHamburglar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotTheHamburglar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/1 "2003-03-20T03:52:12Z")
I am Jack’s Hamburglar! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/2 "2003-03-20T03:56:54Z")
No, you’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/3 "2003-03-20T03:57:25Z")
Enlist. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/4 "2003-03-20T04:17:45Z")
over and done within 20 minutes! Way to go, Mods! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/5 "2003-03-20T04:19:06Z")
Heh. I love that “report post” link. ---
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/6 "2003-03-20T04:20:59Z")
Hate to say “me too,” but me too. So what was that, anyway? A reference to _Fight Club?_ ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/7 "2003-03-20T04:24:06Z")
“Fight Club” was using a format from a bunch of “Reader’s Digest” articles explaining how body parts work. “I am Joe’s Liver”, that kind of thing. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/8 "2003-03-20T04:30:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Heh. I love that “report post” link. \*\* I’m guessing the Mods got at least 14 e-mails at once in re this Bozo. Probably 14 for every post it made. So, what does that add up to? 50? :smack: Not 50… _More than_ 50 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/9 "2003-03-20T04:36:56Z")
Does this guy have nothing better to do? I think Hamwhoever needs a time out. Bad Boy! No Internet for you until you behave! ---
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/10 "2003-03-20T04:37:25Z")
Is that where that came from, _Reader’s Digest?_ I thought it was a series of “Dick & Jane” style children’s books. Oh well, either way, good riddance, **Hambuggerlar** , good fucking riddance. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/11 "2003-03-20T04:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NotTheHamburglar;) \* > \*\*I am Jack’s Hamburglar! \*\* But, look what happens to his name when you quote him. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/12 "2003-03-20T04:55:55Z")
Buh bye now. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/13 "2003-03-20T05:10:58Z")
Definitely over and gone… with summary speed, too. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/14 "2003-03-20T16:11:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irkenDoom \* > \*\*Is that where that came from, _Reader’s Digest?_ I thought it was a series of “Dick & Jane” style children’s books. \*\* Same target audience. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/15 "2003-03-20T16:16:47Z")
He posted to a thread that I started. What a no hoper. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/16 "2003-03-20T16:19:42Z")
If he was smart or had a sense of humor, he would come back as the Grapist. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/17 "2003-03-20T16:35:48Z")
[sub]Banned[/sub] That was fast service… You want fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/18 "2003-03-20T16:37:57Z")
Ten bucks say he’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/19 "2003-03-20T16:41:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Ten bucks say he’ll be back. \*\* No bet here. He’s got more lives than Shirley Mclean’s cat. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/20 "2003-03-20T18:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NotTheHamburglar;) \* > **Ralgrubmah Skcaj ma I** The Ludovic has stolen the direction of this post! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717.md?page=2)