# I am Jack's Hamburglar! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717 "2003-03-20T03:52:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/21 "2003-03-20T18:57:00Z")
**Etiquette question** : Dear Miss Manners, This probably isn’t the right place to ask this, but I’m going to do it anyway, because I’m a fool - Is it considered Troll-Feeding (or bad form, or something else unattractive) to keep posting in a thread such as this one, after the OP’s been banned? Just wondering, because I live in fear of committing some unforgivable faux pas… Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/22 "2003-03-20T23:09:17Z")
I’m far from Miss Manners, but I believe the general position is that a previous poster in good standing should be left (generally) alone as they can’t defend themselves. A troll should be ignored. Continuing to post in troll threads gives the troll his ‘fix’. ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/23 "2003-03-20T23:14:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*If he was smart or had a sense of humor, he would come back as the Grapist. \*\* The was one of the funniest gawddam Onion articles ever. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/24 "2003-03-20T23:23:13Z")
Hey, c’mon. This OP actually made me sort of snicker, in a non-sequitur kind of way. It just sounds funny. “I am Jack’s Hamburglar!”. Say it a couple of times. It’s like there’s an organ in the body called a “hamburglar”. Plus the fact that it has an exclamation point. Oh well, I guess you had to be there. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/25 "2003-03-20T23:33:14Z")
It might have been very mildy funny, if it weren’t for the fact that all of his other 14 posts were the exact same thing in other threads. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/26 "2003-03-20T23:37:43Z")
Eh. I liked the original Hamburglar, and thought he shouldn’t have been banned. Too bad after the banning he turned to the dark side and created Darth Sock Puppet. Oh Well. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/27 "2003-03-21T00:17:57Z")
Funny how **Ham** let likes the **Ham** burglar! It’s a conspiracy of Pork! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/28 "2003-03-21T00:28:14Z")
To post Or not to post That is the question ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/29 "2003-03-21T00:34:29Z")
**Tars** is on to me!!! ::making notes about **Tars** in my notebook:: You will pay dearly for your meddling, **Tars**. From this day on you will suffer as no one has suff… _ROBBLE ROBBLE_ Oh, Shit!!! ::runs away:: ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/30 "2003-03-21T00:45:23Z")
Maybe we weren’t robble robbled of a great mind. Oh wait, it’s JACK’s Hamburglar. My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/31 "2003-03-21T00:51:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\ ***Tars** is on to me!!! > > ::making notes about **Tars** in my notebook:: > > You will pay dearly for your meddling, **Tars**. From this day on you will suffer as no one has suff… > > _ROBBLE ROBBLE_ > > Oh, Shit!!! > > ::runs away:: \*\* Y’know, that was a waste of a perfectly good sip of chocolate milk. Use spoilers if you’re gonna be that funny, for Chrissakes. Now, where are those paper towels? ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/32 "2003-03-21T01:05:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*Oh wait, it’s JACK’s Hamburglar. My mistake. \*\* Is Jack’s Hamburglar what you get when McDonald’s refuses to renew his contract and he defects to Jack In The Box? Or am I reading into things too much again? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/33 "2003-03-21T01:23:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by THespos \* > \*\*Is Jack’s Hamburglar what you get when McDonald’s refuses to renew his contract and he defects to Jack In The Box? > > Or am I reading into things too much again? \*\* No; it’s a EXTREMELY witty and funny reference to Fight Club. I am laughing hahaha I am jack’s haburgular oh fight club hahahahahahahahahha 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717/34 "2003-03-21T01:33:03Z")
Uh, guys? What we have here is a recurring troll. Yes, he’s been banned again, but you are all still giving him what he wants. That’s just going to encourage him to do it again, and waste more Administrator time and server capacity. Please let this thread die. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-jacks-hamburglar/162717.md?page=1)