# I am Just Asking Questions, and I am not a troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921 "2014-01-05T02:34:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/41 "2014-01-06T06:35:32Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > But I’m sure our OP understands that Barack Obama is a half-human half-alien born on Mars, right? 😃 Mars?? That’s what _they_ want you to believe. That whole ‘men are from Mars’ crap is just disinformation. Obama is from Venus! Don’t believe their lies! His Venusian name is B’Raako B’aamah. It was Anglicized when he came through Ellis Island. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/42 "2014-01-06T06:41:46Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > They’ve been here an entire _month_! You ought to be ashamed! :mad: Looks to me like **Fluffy PickleSniffer** has been here for 13 months, you might want to check your math. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/43 "2014-01-06T14:55:25Z")
> [@For You](#): > > Looks to me like **Fluffy PickleSniffer** has been here for 13 months, you might want to check your math. Gah! I can’t believe I got that wrong! I had it wrong, corrected it, and then must have changed it back somehow. I checked it! [Han Solo]They told me they fixed it! [Hs} ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/44 "2014-01-06T15:06:33Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Toothpaste, no. Or if I read it, I forgot. Or blanked it out. Maybe it’s better that way… A user here once tried to masturbate with toothpaste. Not naming names because it is an older event that they may want to have moved past. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/45 "2014-01-06T23:27:59Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > What do they say about the three biggest lies? > > 1. The check is in the mail. > 2. Some of my best friends are … > 3. > > Or, something like that. > > Welcome! Are you sure about the second one? I always heard it as “_I won’t c\_\_\_ in your \_\_\_\_\__” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/46 "2014-01-07T09:02:40Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > What do they say about the three biggest lies? > > 1. The check is in the mail. > 2. Some of my best friends are … > 3. > > > [@](#): > > > > I’m not a troll. > > Or, something like that. > > Welcome! 1. I’ve never done this with anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/47 "2014-01-07T17:02:01Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > > [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > > > > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > > > > > … and I know how the WTC was brought down. > > > > NanoThermite? > > I never meant to imply that I knew **The Truth** about the WTC, just the truth… I should have put a 😃 after my post. It was a joke. Oh, yeah, and re-reading your OP in the process of composing the nested multi-quote, above, I saw this that I hadn’t noticed the first time: > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > JAQ (you can call me Jack) You should have gone for ‘Jack Kingov’. Woulda been even more amusing. 😃 [sup]😃 added this time to make it clear it was a joke.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/48 "2014-01-07T17:10:09Z")
Welcome (back)! > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > A user here once tried to masturbate with toothpaste. Not naming names because it is an older event that they may want to have moved past. Wow, I missed that. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921/49 "2014-01-08T03:20:08Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > [sup]😃 added this time to make it clear it was a joke.[/sup] I figured it was, but with a name that is ASKING people not to take you seriously (mine not yours) I wanted to be extra sure people didn’t think I was a troofer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-just-asking-questions-and-i-am-not-a-troll/677921.md?page=2)