# I am leaving SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856 "2003-07-30T06:01:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/81 "2003-08-11T21:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*The hell? šŸ˜• > \*\* Yup, I agree with the posts above that say it should have been ā€œlisten _to_ the small voiceā€. Be _fabulous!_ā€¦ Be _fabulous!_ā€¦ Be _fabulous!_ Yeah, and witnessing works well with drive-by posts like the one **Zenster** quoted. :rolleyes: ā€¦I feel so persuadedā€¦ Horror of horrors, **N\_O** , Sniffs\_Markers is a devout Christian _and_ sheā€™s gay! :eek: Iā€™m not though, so please donā€™t pray for me. In fact I entered into a pact with the devil when I was in the fourth grade. In exchange for my soul, I could eat all the uncooked macaroni that we were gluing to construction paper without getting a bellyache. (It was _so_ worth it!) ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/82 "2003-08-11T23:47:45Z")
I block your exit. Nee. Go back nowā€¦ Post alongā€¦ post alongā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/83 "2003-08-11T23:48:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LauraLittlePony \* > **Well, at least I havenā€™t encountered any of the other nuisances. Such as gestapo-moderation** Sie sind neu hier, oder? Papiere, bitte. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/84 "2003-08-12T00:09:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Sie sind neu hier, oder? Papiere, bitte. \*\* HEY?!? Why for you gets to be posted with foreing languages? When no one here of us being allowed to? hooked on fawnix ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/85 "2003-08-12T00:19:58Z")
'Cause Iā€™m the Gestapo Mod, thatā€™s why. Peasant. Besides, _anyone_ speaks at least that much German, right? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/86 "2003-08-12T00:22:45Z")
But Coldfire looks so _good_ in them fancy leather boots and the Col. Klink monacle! Rawr! Ich bin ein Tourist. Das ist nicht mein GepƤck! ---
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/87 "2003-08-12T00:25:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **HEY?!? Why for you gets to be posted with foreing languages? When no one here of us being allowed to?** [sub]Careful, man! Them evil Nazi moderators donā€™t take too kindly to a questioning of their perogativesā€¦[/sub] Ahem. Ich hab meine papiere verloren, mein Kommandant. Verlicht kann ich Ihnen noch etwas geben? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/88 "2003-08-12T00:26:09Z")
Weā€™ll have a Gestapo Plantation Where our Moderators can roamā€¦ And in this plantation Weā€™ll do fornication Weā€™ll love our Moderatinā€™ home! ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/89 "2003-08-12T00:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Nomadic\_One_ > > Esprix: Listen with a small voice. > > The hell? šŸ˜• > > Esprix That just blew my mindā€¦I am now laughing hysterically. **Nomadic\_One** , sorry I canā€™t offer anything, I donā€™t know who you areā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/90 "2003-08-12T00:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sunfish \* > \*\*Ich hab meine papiere verloren, mein Kommandant. Verlicht kann ich Ihnen noch etwas geben? šŸ˜‰ \*\* Das sollte _vielleicht_ sein, nicht _verlicht_, which is Dutch for ā€œilluminatedā€. Gah, stop confusing me with all those languages already, sacre bleu. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Svt4Him](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Svt4Him](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svt4Him)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/91 "2003-08-12T00:46:38Z")
_I donā€™t agree with fundamentalist Christians because they prejudge and demand everyone conform to their standardsā€¦_ Oh the irony. Anyway Nomadic\_One, try _A Purpose Driven Life_, itā€™s a great book. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/92 "2003-08-12T00:50:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sunfish \* > \*\*[sub]Careful, man! Them evil Nazi moderators donā€™t take too kindly to a questioning of their perogativesā€¦[/sub] \*\* I had a perogative once. It hurt like hell. ---
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/93 "2003-08-12T01:02:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Das sollte _vielleicht_ sein, nicht _verlicht_, which is Dutch for ā€œilluminatedā€. Gah, stop confusing me with all those languages already, sacre bleu. šŸ™‚ \*\* :smack: And ā€œprerogative,ā€ too. Iā€™d better just give up and sleep, now. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/94 "2003-08-12T01:53:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\*I had a perogative once. It hurt like hell. \*\* Better a prerogative than a pierogi. Themā€™s just nasty. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/95 "2003-08-12T02:37:07Z")
Perogies arenā€™tā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/96 "2003-08-12T02:42:49Z")
Perogies arenā€™tā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/97 "2003-08-12T02:42:51Z")
Perogies arenā€™tā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/98 "2003-08-12T02:45:04Z")
Triple post! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/99 "2003-08-12T03:08:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \* > **Zenster** , thanks for quoting that post- I remember him now. > > Gah. Buh-bye. Youā€™re welcome, **EJsGirl**. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > ā€¦ Yeah, and witnessing works well with drive-by posts like the one **Zenster** quoted. :rolleyes: ā€¦I feel so persuaded ā€¦ Yeah, and I am _ever_ so famous for short needless little drive by posts. Or maybe itā€™s just the homophobia that makes me want to puke. Iā€™m comfortable letting others be the judge of that. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856/100 "2003-08-12T13:53:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neutron star \* > \*\*donā€™t let the door hit your cross on the way out. \*\* Really Really donā€™t mean any offence to the OP or anyone else here butā€¦ there used to be a guy in Hammersmith who ā€œwitnessedā€ by dragging a full sized cross around, only heā€™d got a little squeaky wheel on the bottom to make it easier going :smack: - So when I read **NS**'s post I immediately heard the ā€œThudā€ of the door, and the ā€œsqueak, squeak, squeak, squeakā€ going forlornly off down the corridor. Yeah, I know, I should be ashamed, in fact I am. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-leaving-sdmb/191856.md?page=6)