# I am not a ninja
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 3, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569 "2003-02-03T19:50:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/21 "2003-02-04T05:26:35Z")
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> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*
> \*\*I love this thread with every part of my body. Including my pee pee. \*\*
I think I just _ **felt** _ the collective intelligence of the posts in this thread drop by a factor of five.
Back on topic…uh, Yeah!! The OP kicks ass and stuff.
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### Author:  [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/22 "2003-02-04T05:39:23Z")
LOL. Heh, heh, heh. Ninjas. Whooo!
What is it that’s so funny about ninjas? They’re undeniably funny, yet undeniably homicidal. I guess it’s all in the style, baby, NINJA STYLE!!
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### Author:  [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/23 "2003-02-04T07:38:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*
> \*\*I think I just _ **felt** _ the collective intelligence of the posts in this thread drop by a factor of five.
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> Back on topic…uh, Yeah!! The OP kicks ass and stuff. \*\*
Follow this link, my dear little Nymph.
[http://www.realultimatepower.net/](http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
it will all become clear and you too will love ninjas (and this thread) with your peepee…
Uhh…
Or something.
time for bed
Martin
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/24 "2003-02-04T14:02:14Z")
This thread has taken quite the unexpected turn.
Devil’s Grandmother, my dishwasher sucks, and you gotta rinse those babies off.
-Munch, not a ninja
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/25 "2003-02-04T14:32:38Z")
Reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes:
“Try and curb those cat-like reflexes.”
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### Author:  [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/26 "2003-02-04T18:29:31Z")
That real ultimate power is a sad, and direct ripoff of [nuklearpower.com](http://nuklearpower.com)…
**Olly:**
“I’m a ninja, it’s your birthday, i’m a ninja, it’s your birthday, Dude! We graduated from NinjaTech!”
“I’d be all clanging up on the ceiling…”
“Just throw some cake up here! It’s a party!”
And to the OP: Hell yeah! I hate when fuckers won’t get the Hell out of my obvious path. I worked doing drywall for a bit and me and my partner were carrying four sheets (that weighs a good amount for those who dont know)… this contractor fuck just stood in the doorway while we were like “dude, could ya MOVE?”
Asshat.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/27 "2003-02-04T18:52:13Z")
Ninja chopsticks. Sticks break.
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/28 "2003-02-04T19:03:58Z")
I thought of this post when I was washing dishes, and I kicked my mom right in the face because she wouldn’t get out of the way.
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### Author:  [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/29 "2003-02-04T19:26:02Z")
You killed my brother, round-eye! Now, you must die!
Buck The Ninja
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### Author:  [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/30 "2003-02-04T19:39:25Z")
God, I hate Ninjas.
I really do.
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### Author:  [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/31 "2003-02-04T19:59:42Z")
ROCK
STAR
NINJA
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/32 "2003-02-04T20:14:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*
> Also, when I’m doing dishes, I use about 3 feet of kitchen space - to be more specific, the 3 feet between the sink and the dishwasher.
When you are ready, you will be able to do the dishes while ballanced on the tip of your Ninja sword.
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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*
> Guess what’s gonna fucking happen in about three seconds when I’m done rinsing this pot off. That’s right! I’m going to turn towards the dishwasher and put it in there! So get the fuck out my way, woman! \*\*
Sorry. As a Ninja, I was expecting you to toss several plates like shurikans, perform a 180 backflip over me and then catch them in your teeth before placing them in the dishwasher.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/33 "2003-02-04T20:27:34Z")
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> \*Originally posted by msmith537 \*
> \*\*Sorry. As a Ninja, I was expecting you to toss several plates like shurikans, perform a 180 backflip over me and then catch them in your teeth before placing them in the dishwasher. \*\*
But msmith, I’m _not_ a ninja. That’s the whole problem!
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/34 "2003-02-05T00:24:37Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*
> But msmith, I’m _not_ a ninja. That’s the whole problem! \*\*
That’s not the right attitude if you ever expect to become a Ninja!
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### Author:  [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/35 "2003-02-05T01:58:17Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*
> \*\* I’m _not_ a ninja. That’s the whole problem! \*\*
Just the sort of thing a ninja would say.
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/36 "2003-02-05T02:19:16Z")
[John Hurt]
I am not … a ninja. I am a human being!
[/John Hurt]
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/37 "2003-02-05T02:46:35Z")
If I’m not a ninja, does that make me a nonja?
Or a ninnein? Maybe a ninnicht.
I’m so confused.
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### Author:  [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/38 "2003-02-05T03:10:22Z")
Ah, but who would win a fight between a \
### Author:  [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/39 "2003-02-05T03:13:03Z")
You know, I purposely don’t preview. It’s all part of my game, Russian Coding Roulette. I win about 98% of the time - but no one ever _notices_ that, do they? They only notice the 2% when the coding wins!
Damn you, coding, **damn you to HELL!**
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### Author:  [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-a-ninja/152569/40 "2003-02-05T03:30:11Z")
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*
> \*\*But Munch, \*\*
heh heh
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