# I am not gonna say one thing.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732 "2000-06-17T23:29:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/1 "2000-06-17T23:29:27Z")
About my up coming 1400th post count. I realize that people are always celebrating some sort of post count or the other and ya’ll are probably tired of it. So I will just keep my mouth shut about this one. I ain’t saying one friggin word. umm umm nuttin. Nada, no,nothing, nil, nyet,naught,zero, vacuum…my lips are sealed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/2 "2000-06-17T23:30:56Z")
your secret’s safe with me. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/3 "2000-06-17T23:37:43Z")
You’d better shut up alright. 1400? Slacker. Hardly anything to be proud of. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/4 "2000-06-17T23:38:55Z")
**Aha** I don’t think you should count the ones where all you did was suck up for names to add to your sig line, so that leaves you with what, 103?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/5 "2000-06-17T23:39:06Z")
I always read your posts, aha. Somtimes, when you don’t post for a while, I stick red hot needles into my eyes. It’s not the same as one of your posts, but it’s close. Keep 'em coming, pal. I love the pain. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/6 "2000-06-17T23:40:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > You’d better shut up alright. 1400? Slacker. Hardly anything to be proud of. > \*\* Coldy you dutch bastard… err mmm or have I already posted that to you in another thread… ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/7 "2000-06-17T23:42:02Z")
Wally you canuck bastard… er ummm or have I already called you that in another thread… ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/8 "2000-06-17T23:45:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > **Aha** > > I don’t think you should count the ones where all you did was suck up for names to add to your sig line, so that leaves you with what, 103?🙂 > \*\* VaHermit: That’s right make fun of what I do the best. Now go get the six string gibson we are hitting the road again. Our motto will be… “If you can hummit we can strummit.” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/9 "2000-06-17T23:53:00Z")
You can hummit, but leave those high notes at home. It puts gerbils into a breeding frenzy. I think it’s because they want to reproduce before they die. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/10 "2000-06-18T00:22:23Z")
Awwww…you guys are so mean to poor little aha! :::pats aha on the head::: I’m proud of you, aha! You got Cecil to welcome me! You’ll always have my gratitude for that! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/11 "2000-06-18T00:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m proud of you, aha! You got Cecil to welcome me! You’ll always have my gratitude for that! > \*\* I believe Cecil welcomed Christi… not this pursephone person. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/12 "2000-06-18T01:00:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Awwww…you guys are so mean to poor little aha! > > :::pats aha on the head::: > > I’m proud of you, aha! You got Cecil to welcome me! You’ll always have my gratitude for that! > \*\* Ahh shoot thanks persephone. If I haven’t said so before let me say it now…I have a lot of respect for posters such as yourself. Keep up the good work! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/13 "2000-06-18T01:40:30Z")
Hey, aha, I bought a bottle of quality bubbly for ya. Here it is, all chilled and…_omigod, don’t try to open it yourself!.._ ::cork explodes across room, smashing a lamp, an entertainemnt center, a framed gold record and wings the dog:: Can’t wait to see what you’ll do with the bean dip. Congrats, buddy. You are a seriously funny, bent, twisted sucker who seduced Dopers into believing and lured Cecil Adams himself out of seclusion. Of course ::coughs modestly:: he greeted others, including me, and called you “Hoo-haa”. We appreciate it, and all the fun. Now mop the Champagne foam outta your hair and help that poor dog. Veb ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/14 "2000-06-18T01:51:04Z")
::Ducking the cork::: Veb did I tell you that you are one of my favorite posters? ::ducking the cork ricochet again::: geeezz I hope that champagne is good and chea…errr cold. I’m partial to spumante. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/15 "2000-06-18T02:20:28Z")
> [@](#): > > I believe Cecil welcomed Christi… not this pursephone person That’s “Cristi,” and “Persephone,” dear. “Cristi” is the good, sweet, kind, loving, innocent personality. Except for _Guy Stuff._ That was actually me, after I stuffed Cristi into a closet for a while. But don’t tell _her_ that. She hasn’t got a clue. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/16 "2000-06-18T04:39:45Z")
Well Aha, if the champers isn’t to your liking, how 'bout a little mead? And btw, congrats, old son! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/17 "2000-06-18T05:03:22Z")
Hi! Aha, I have always enjoyed your posts. Even the ones I didn’t understand. 😉 Congrats to ya!! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/18 "2000-06-18T05:08:31Z")
Hi aha. Welcome to the board. It’s a pleasure to have you here with us. Do I get a spot in your sig line now, too? 😉 BTW, you crack me up. Keep up the good work. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/19 "2000-06-18T09:35:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > ::Ducking the cork::: > \*\* Sounds obscene. I think this should make your sig line: Only poster ever to :Duck a cork: Hell of a lot more distinctive than being welcomed by mods, admins, and the mythical(?) Cecil Adams. Congratulations! And sorry I flirted with Grace in your pit thread to Lynn Bodoni: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25005](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25005) Actually, I’m not sorry. What the hell, you got your welcome from her in the end! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-gonna-say-one-thing/22732/20 "2000-06-18T09:50:05Z")
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