# I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463 "2004-12-01T07:04:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/181 "2004-12-03T18:54:43Z")

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**Spongemom** , check out [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245878&page=1&pp=50). There are several dopers who are willing to use their credit cards to pay other people’s fees, either as a gift or as a loan (i.e. you Paypal them or send them a check or something).

We’d hate to lose a good poster over something as silly as not having a credit card. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/182 "2004-12-03T19:07:59Z")

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Tell me I’m not crazy!

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/183 "2004-12-03T19:08:32Z")

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Thanks! I’ll check into that now.

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/184 "2004-12-03T19:09:34Z")

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Thanks! I’ll check into that.

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/185 "2004-12-03T19:09:51Z")

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Thanks Giraffe! I’ll check into that.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/186 "2004-12-03T19:11:27Z")

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Alternatively, you might consider checking into that. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/187 "2004-12-03T19:12:11Z")

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Somebody please delete those… :smack:

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/188 "2004-12-03T19:18:29Z")

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> [@Spongemom](#):
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> Somebody please delete those… :smack:

…along with 2/3 of the other posts here. Sure, it was fun to jump on the bandwagon that one time, but the intelligent conversation is really the only part of this thread - or any thread - worth not skimming over. And now it is quite difficult to refrain from making a comment about a particular style of ray.

Good to have you here, **Spongemom**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/189 "2004-12-03T19:32:36Z")

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It’s good to be here. This place is fun.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/190 "2004-12-03T19:46:48Z")

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> [@Spongemom](#):
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> It’s good to be here. This place is fun.

It’s good to be here. This place is fun.

I like this place; it’s fun.

I’m glad I’m here. This place is quite fun.

Just kidding. 😛 ;j

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/191 "2004-12-03T19:52:32Z")

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See, what would be funny at this stage would be to quote **Spongemom** ’s “Your politeness is much appreciated…” post, color it purple, and write “This post has been graped by THE GRAPIST!” underneath.

Yep, that’d be funny all right.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/192 "2004-12-03T20:13:20Z")

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[This Is Not A Pipe](http://www.usc.edu/schools/annenberg/asc/projects/comm544/library/images/336.html)

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/193 "2004-12-03T20:28:08Z")

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> [@Spongemom](#):
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> It’s good to be here. This place is fun.

Welcome. Does that mean you didn’t take this thread personally? 🙂

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/194 "2004-12-03T20:31:28Z")

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> [@Kricket](#):
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> Tell me I’m not crazy!

Ha, good luck with that. I’ve been waiting a loooong time…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/195 "2004-12-03T21:04:19Z")

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> [@Malodorous](#):
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> je ne suis pas une pipe

I am apparently not observant nor original either ☹

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/196 "2004-12-03T21:52:29Z")

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I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/197 "2004-12-03T22:22:05Z")

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I am not going to dignify that with an answer!

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/198 "2004-12-03T22:25:08Z")

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I am not doing any work because of this thread.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/199 "2004-12-03T22:46:10Z")

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> [@Max Carnage](#):
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> I am apparently not observant nor original either ☹

But was Foucault?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/200 "2004-12-03T22:51:51Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> But was **Copernicus**?

This post has been rephysicistized by the rephysicistizerist!

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