# I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463 "2004-12-01T07:04:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/201 "2004-12-03T22:53:44Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > . This post has been intentionally left blank. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/202 "2004-12-03T22:54:46Z")
I am not the center of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/203 "2004-12-03T23:21:30Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > This post has been rephysicistized by the rephysicistizerist! I’ll bet it hurt to type that. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/204 "2004-12-03T23:31:07Z")
I spit all over my monitor trying to say it. ---
**Author:** ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/205 "2004-12-03T23:33:47Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > That bet to hurt it I’ll type. This post has been randomized by the damonriser. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/206 "2004-12-03T23:44:03Z")
welcome to the boards **Spongemom**! dammit, threads i make don’t get this popular! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/207 "2004-12-03T23:58:35Z")
> [@shijinn](#): > > welcome to the boards **Spongebob**! > dammit, Non Sequiturs i make don’t get this Popeye! This post has been cartoonized by the cartoonerizer! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/208 "2004-12-04T00:00:42Z")
I have never been inside Cliff Clavin’s kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/209 "2004-12-04T00:04:33Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > I have never been inside **Frasier Crane’s** kitchen. This post has been reCheersed by the reCheersist! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/210 "2004-12-04T03:26:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Your ) politeness ) is ) much ) appreciated. ) Thank ) you. ) I ) now ) see ) where ) you ) all ) were ) coming ) from, ) and ) I ) will ) put ) forth ) my ) best ) efforts ) in ) curbing ) my )habit ) while ) on ) this ) board. ) I ) only ) have) one ) question. ) How ) did ) you ) decide ) on ) your ) screen ) name?? **This post has been green beaned by the GREEN BEAN!** (muahahaha!) And to answer your question, my name means “environmental thinker.” Green=pertaining to the environment. Bean=slang word for head or brain. It’s also a nod to my favorite cousin, as her babyhood nickname was Beanie Greenie. (Her last name begins with “Green.”) It actually has nothing to do with the leguminous vegetable of the same name. And no, I’m not string-bean skinny, either. Welcome to the boards! I’m a Spongebob fan myself, though Squidward is my favorite. What that says about me, I don’t know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/211 "2004-12-04T03:43:26Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > **This post has been green beaned by the GREEN BEAN!** This post has destroyed my eyesight! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/212 "2004-12-04T03:47:12Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > This post has destroyed my **smelling**! This post has been reSensed by the reSenserist! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/213 "2004-12-04T04:05:48Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > [ðIs powst hæz bin rəsεnst baj θə rəsεnsərIst!] This post has been linguified by the Linguifier! At least, it would’ve been if the server could do a bloody schwa symbol… _grumble_ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/214 "2004-12-04T04:08:01Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > Welcome. Does that mean you didn’t take this thread personally? 🙂 'Course not. It’s not like I’m in actual pain posting in black. 😉 People pointed it out, so I brought it up and found out why. No biggie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/215 "2004-12-04T04:09:52Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > This post has been linguified by the Linguifier! > > At least, it would’ve been if the server could do a **damn** schwa symbol… _grumble_ :mad: This post has been reCursed by the reCurserist! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/216 "2004-12-04T04:28:04Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > This post has been reCursed by the reCurserist! > > > [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > > > This post has been reCursed by the reCurserist! > > > > > [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > > > > > This post has been reCursed by the reCurserist! > > > > > > > [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > > > > > > > This post has been reCursed by the reCurserist! > > > > > > > > > [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > > > > > > > > > This post has been reCursed by the reCurserist! This post has been recursed by the Recursivist! ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/217 "2004-12-04T04:28:43Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > **This post has been green beaned by the GREEN BEAN!** > > (muahahaha!) > > And to answer your question, my name means “environmental thinker.” Green=pertaining to the environment. Bean=slang word for head or brain. It’s also a nod to my favorite cousin, as her babyhood nickname was Beanie Greenie. (Her last name begins with “Green.”) It actually has nothing to do with the leguminous vegetable of the same name. And no, I’m not string-bean skinny, either. > > Welcome to the boards! I’m a Spongebob fan myself, though Squidward is my favorite. What that says about me, I don’t know. 🙂 THIS POST HAS BEEN PIGLATINED Andyay otay answeryay youray uestionqay, ymay amenay eansmay “environmentalyay inkerthay.” Eengray=ertainingpay otay ethay environmentyay. Eanbay=angslay ordway orfay eadhay oryay ainbray. It’syay alsoyay ayay odnay otay ymay avoritefay ousincay, asyay erhay abyhoodbay icknamenay asway Eaniebay Eeniegray. (Erhay astlay amenay eginsbay ithway “Eengray.”) Ityay actuallyyay ashay othingnay otay oday ithway ethay eguminouslay egetablevay ofyay ethay amesay amenay. Andyay onay, I’myay otnay ing-beanstray innyskay, eitheryay. Elcomeway otay ethay oardsbay! I’myay ayay Ongebobspay anfay yselfmay, oughthay Uidwardsqay isyay ymay avoritefay. Atwhay atthay ayssay aboutyay emay, Iyay on’tday owknay. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/218 "2004-12-04T04:33:21Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > !tsiresruCer eht yb desruCer neeb sah tsop sihT This post has been reversed by the reversist! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/219 "2004-12-04T04:35:33Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > This post has been reversed by the Reverserist! This joke has been spoiled by the spoilerist! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/220 "2004-12-04T04:38:31Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > This joke has been spoiled by the spoilerist! This reversism has been miscredited by the miscreditor! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463.md?page=12)