# I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463 "2004-12-01T07:04:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/221 "2004-12-04T04:39:59Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > This reversism has been miscredited by the miscreditor! Actually, I changed **Larry Mudd** ’s “recursed by the recurserist” to “reversed by the reverserist,” but you snuck in above me. So you were really the spoilerist. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/222 "2004-12-04T04:56:10Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > This reversism has been miscredited by the miscreditor! This post has been ribbed for her pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/223 "2004-12-04T04:59:59Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > This post has been ribbed for my pleasure. This post has been subtly changed! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/224 "2004-12-04T05:19:41Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > > [@Larry Mudd](#): > > > > This post has been ribbed for my pleasure. > > This post has been subtly changed by the subtle changer! This post has been subtly changed by the subtle changer! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/225 "2004-12-04T06:04:02Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > _ **This post has been ribbed for her pleasure.** _ This **Mudd** post has been **Mudd** ied up by the **Mudd** yuppermeisterist! ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/226 "2004-12-04T07:13:58Z")
Of course, Spongemom, now everyone respects you you might be able to get away with it. Perhaps a very occasional purple post on special occaisons? ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/227 "2004-12-04T07:19:23Z")
Especially for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/228 "2004-12-04T07:39:40Z")
> [@umop ap!sdn](#): > > And aah, what the hey: > > **(upside down post)** > > This post has been turned upside down by **umop ap!sdn**. 😃 _gasp_ I finally, finally, _finally_ get your name. I am not the idiot I appear to be. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/229 "2004-12-04T07:44:03Z")
> [@Achren](#): > > _gasp_ > > I finally, finally, _finally_ get your name. > > I am not the **loser** I appear to be. This post has been reInsulted by the reInsulterist! ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/230 "2004-12-04T07:58:03Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > > [@Achren](#): > > > > _gasp_ > > > > I finally, finally, _finally_ get your name. > > > > I am not the idiot I appear to be. > > This post has been reInsulted by the reInsulterist! The previous post has been reissued by the reissuer. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/231 "2004-12-04T08:06:08Z")
> [@Achren](#): > > The previous post has been reissued by AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! > > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > A > a > a > a > a > > _PLOSH_. This post has been defenestrated by the defenestratist! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/232 "2004-12-04T08:36:04Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Ha, good luck with that. I’ve been waiting a loooong time… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5273543&postcount=9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5273543&postcount=9) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/233 "2004-12-04T10:54:18Z")
I personally refuse to participate in this thread, since everyone else has posted funnier things than me. Damn you all to Hell. Oh, yeah…BOOBIES! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/234 "2004-12-04T11:28:19Z")
> [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > I personally refuse to participate in this thread, since everyone else has posted funnier things than me \*\*X \*\*. > > Damn you all to Hell. > > Oh, yeah…BOOBIES! This post has been grammared by the Grammarian. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/235 "2004-12-04T12:49:07Z")
You know, all this use of giant type, strange fonts and wonky colors is really lame. What? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/236 "2004-12-04T13:24:49Z")
I am not an animal, I am a human bean!!! ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/237 "2004-12-04T13:58:30Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > / > (+) > I have been posting on several message boards for a long time now, and my posts are ALWAYS purple. The only exceptions are those boards with a colored background which doesn’t allow certain colors to be read when posted. Other than that, it’s pretty much an ingrained habit to colorize my posts before clicking Submit. This post has been Mitered by the Papist. Does this /\ look like a miter? It’s not very good but it was the best I could do. … (+) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/238 "2004-12-04T14:11:37Z")
I am innocent!!! I had a perfectly good reason to be in that shrubbery ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/239 "2004-12-04T14:33:09Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5273543&postcount=9](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5273543&postcount=9) Good point. _bows to **Aesiron** _ ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/240 "2004-12-04T15:25:28Z")
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