# I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463 "2004-12-01T07:04:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Warble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ad7895/32.png) [@Warble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Warble)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/241 "2004-12-04T16:00:04Z")
I’m a guest to the SDMB. I am not the Grapist. Uh, what’s a Grapist? So much to catch up on, so little time… ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/242 "2004-12-04T16:13:25Z")
> [@Warble](#): > > I’m a guest to the SDMB. I am not the Grapist. Uh, what’s a Grapist? So much to catch up on, so little time… There was a troll called the Hamburglar. He would do things like quoting a post but removing all the E’s. He was promptly banned, then the Grapist showed up. Most likely a sock. The Grapist would quote an entire post and all he did was make the quote purple. He was also promptly banned, but not before a thread much like this one was in the Pit instead of MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/243 "2004-12-04T18:37:34Z")
[RIGHT].sdrawkcab si tsop sihT[/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/244 "2004-12-04T21:17:46Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > This repuglican post has been communistically hosted by the moderate _Reader_. This post has been politicized by the **Reeder**! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/245 "2004-12-04T21:32:29Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > This post has been politicized by the **Reeder**! This post has been Holiday-ized by the Holiday-izer! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/246 "2004-12-04T22:00:35Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I love me! This post has been Narcissusized by the Narcissusizer! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/247 "2004-12-04T22:37:18Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > This post has been Nestorized by the Nestorizisist! This post has been reGreekGoddessed by the reGreekGoddessist! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/248 "2004-12-04T23:15:05Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > This post has been reGreek dessed by the reGreekdessist! This post has been militantly atheisized by the militiant atheist! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/249 "2004-12-04T23:18:16Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > This post has been given up in our hands to feel the love of our personal Lord and Saviors, Jesus Christ, by people who love to love and serve the lord! Praise be unto him! This post solely exists to magnify the name of Jesus Christ and His doctrine. In so doing, we expose grievous human and satanic errors that keep people in bondage and out of the kingdom of God. If you are a hypocrite or other hellbound rebel, REPENT of all your wicked sins, BELIEVE the gospel, and stop dishonouring King Jesus. Ye must be born again! Flee from the wrath to come! This post has been JesusJizzed by the JesusJizzisizt! ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/250 "2004-12-04T23:23:54Z")
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I have now returned all the “Es” previously stolen. Turns out there isn’t as much market out there for them as I had first thought. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/251 "2004-12-04T23:33:15Z")
> [@SandyHook](#): > > Turns out there isn’t much of a free market out there. This post has been Marxed by the Marxist! ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/252 "2004-12-05T03:32:41Z")
> [@SandyHook](#): > > I ae no returned all the “Es” preiously stolen. > > Turns out tere isn’t as muc maret out tere for tem as I ad irst thougt. Well, there’s obviously no point in stealing E’s. They’re common as dirt, and only worth one point each! ---
**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/253 "2004-12-14T03:39:03Z")
> [@umop ap!sdn](#): > > a signature color or font can add character to a person’s posts. This post has been pondered by The Ponderer. …and I’d like to let you know that I didn’t notice that your font was different until **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** pointed it out. Fat lot of character it added. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/254 "2004-12-14T03:42:37Z")
:wally :wally :wally This thread has been resurrected by **galt**! This post has also been putzed by the Wally smiley. :wally :wally :wally ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/255 "2004-12-14T04:45:11Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Rose-pink and fair her nape shone, her ambrosial hair exhaled divine perfume, her gown rippled full length, and by her stride [Venus] showed herself a goddess. > –Virgil, _Aeneid_ This sig has been Romanized by the Romanizer! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/256 "2004-12-14T06:04:45Z")
:o 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/257 "2004-12-14T14:00:23Z")
[Patrick] So, Spongemom, are you the “Grapist” now? How 'bout now? Now? No rush, I’ll wait. [/Patrick] ---
**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/258 "2004-12-15T23:20:19Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > :wally :wally :wally > This thread has been resurrected by **galt**! Pfft. I hardly think resurrecting a thread that’s merely **nine days** old warrants the putz smiley. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/259 "2004-12-16T00:10:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, there’s obviously no point in stealing E’s. They’re common as dirt, and only worth one point each! Well I was thinking e-bay might like to snap them up, help cut down on advertising costs and things like that. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/260 "2004-12-16T07:21:18Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > [Patrick] > So, Spongemom, are you the “Grapist” now? > > No. > > How 'bout now? > > No. > > Now? > Sure, why not? > > [/Patrick] You made me do it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463.md?page=14)