# I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463 "2004-12-01T07:04:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/281 "2004-12-17T00:57:49Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > It’s no good without the "\ \ tags 😛 I’ve tried stealing a moderator’s hat before. But those mods get really grouchy when they find out. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/282 "2004-12-17T01:34:33Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > oooooo\_\_|/\_ > oo.\_\_/\_\_o > _.|_**_| > ._|**\__|_ > |_ **M** _| This post has been hatted by the Mad Hatter! (Fine, so it looks like a candle…) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/283 "2004-12-17T03:19:56Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > This post 'as been 'atted by the Mad 'atter! Struth! (Not so bad, right, so it 'ave a looks like a candle…) This post has been Cockney-ized by the Cockney-izer! ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/284 "2004-12-17T04:08:30Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > This post has been Cock-ed by the Cock-er! This post has been dirtied by the dirtier! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/285 "2004-12-17T04:10:36Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > This sparkling clean post has been turned into roses and rainbows! This post has been sanitized by the sanitizer! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/286 "2004-12-17T04:26:31Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > I killing you dog! Preview, damnit! > [@Thaidog](#): > > I **burning** your dog This post has been nitpicked by the nitpicker ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/287 "2004-12-17T09:47:03Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > This post has been picked by the picker This post has been literalized by the Literalizer! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/288 "2004-12-18T21:53:27Z")
This post has been killed by **elmwood!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/289 "2004-12-18T22:52:45Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > This post has been killed by **God’s Throbbing Prostate!** This post has been pitted by **Cervaise**! ---
**Author:** ![Hustle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@Hustle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hustle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/290 "2004-12-19T01:46:24Z")
```auto k **e** b Origina **l** ly l **m** by l **w** e p e P **o** sted **elmwood** **o** n s **d** this a s ``` This post has been scrabbled by the scrabbler! ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/291 "2004-12-19T02:34:00Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > I now communicate announcement in some boards during a long time, and my poles are ALWAYS magenta red. The only exceptions are those approaches with a colorful bottom, that does not permit that certain colors are you handle, if healthy communicated. Submit of peculiar form that the colorize that is well, that are a very, my habit taken root poles, before of them clicam. I do not remember myself of his names, but for those, for which “grapist” me;, I try called him please remember of the fact that I was not here, when had this person in board and I do not I do even know, who is! About that I entendo, this “grapist” other persons place to would calculate and PUR-POLARIZES those and I am, that does not do returns! I am the simply following own traditions. In other boards herself I in any color of peculiar form as itself PUR-POLARIZES communicated to must, the persons would think that was patient or somewhat! Mine is thing, a signature of the art. A girl cannot like PUR-POLARIZE??? This post has be re-translated from German to English to Portuguese to English by the Re-Babelfishist! ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/292 "2004-12-19T02:57:45Z")
Watch out, I’ll start doing it again. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/293 "2004-12-19T04:09:54Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Vetch oooot, I’ll stert dueeng it egeeen :eek: 😃 Bork bork bork! This post has been Swedish Chef-ized by the Swedish Chef! Bork! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/294 "2004-12-19T20:53:16Z")
I just joined this thread, and I haven’t bothered reading any of the previous messages, but I was just wondering… Are you the Grapist? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/295 "2004-12-19T21:11:24Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > I just joined this thread, and I haven’t bothered reading any of the previous messages, but I was just wondering… > > Are you or have you ever been the Communist? This post has been McCarthyized by the McCarthyist. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/296 "2004-12-19T22:49:10Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > I just joined this board, and I haven’t bothered reading any of the rules, but I was just wondering… > > Is spamming allowed? What about links to NSFW sites? Where are my avatars? How come I can’t edit? This post has been n00bed by the N00bist! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/297 "2004-12-19T23:18:38Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > This post has been n00b Saiboted by the N00b Saibotist! This post has been Mortal Kombated by the Mortal Kombatist! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/298 "2004-12-19T23:26:23Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > I just joined a Viking raiding pary, and I haven’t bothered holding the king of France hotage, but I was just wondering… > > Have you any large, bladed weapons? This post has been Nordicized by the Norsman! ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/299 "2004-12-20T00:40:16Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > I just joined this thread, and I haven’t bothered reading any of the previous messages, but I was just wondering… > > Are you the Grapist? I’m seriously thinking of becoming one. > [@](#): > > I’m seriously thinking of becoming one. I Grapist-ed my own damn post, so there! Ha! ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/300 "2004-12-20T00:51:40Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > My it will only load and it to unify, it will be the hymn which any > previous news it will read it sourly does not do, I, will only want to > know which will be valid… is > > It propagates its Grapist occurrence? 这笔过帐被转换了反复从亚洲人使用Sherlock, 由Sherlockist! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463.md?page=16)