# I AM NOT THE "GRAPIST"!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463 "2004-12-01T07:04:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/301 "2004-12-20T02:40:25Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > I’m seriously > thinking of becoming one > of these Grapists now. This post has been haikued by the Haikuist! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/302 "2004-12-20T04:12:03Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > This post has been McCarthyized by the McCarthyist. [ahem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5557661&postcount=62) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/303 "2004-12-20T04:39:53Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > This post has been haikued, > By the Haikuist–how rude! > It’s really too bad, > But I’m awesomely glad > This thread is still living, dude! This post has been limericked by the Limericker! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/304 "2004-12-20T04:50:52Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > This post > Has destroyed my soul > With its > Limericked black rhymes of hate > I don’t know if I can > Hold > On > I’m falling > Falling in the bloodred ocean of blood > I have been cursed > By the limericker This post has been angsty-poetried by the Livejournalist! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/305 "2005-01-23T23:13:38Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > \*\*I have been posting on several message boards for a long time now, and my posts are ALWAYS purple. The only exceptions are those boards with a colored background which doesn’t allow certain colors to be read when posted. Other than that, it’s pretty much an ingrained habit to colorize my posts before clicking Submit. > > I don’t remember your names, but for those who called me a “grapist”, please try to remember that I wasn’t here when you had that person on board, and I don’t even know who it is! From what I understand, this “grapist” would quote other people’s posts and turn _those_ purple, and I’m not doing that! I’m simply following one of my own traditions. On other boards, if I were to post in any color other than purple, people would think I was sick or something! It’s my _thing_, a signature of sorts. Can’t a girl like purple??? > > Let me ask you this: Would you rather see me posting in yellow? > > Or perhaps, white? :D\*\* This post has been set on fire by the **Flamster Dragon**!!! > [@Spongemom](#): > > Your politeness is much appreciated. Thank you. I now see where you all were coming from, and I will put forth my best efforts in curbing my habit while on this board. I only have one question. How did you decide on your screen name?? [Here you go.]([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=105572&highlight=Friends+Laughter+Music](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=105572&highlight=Friends+Laughter+Music) \<— Flamsterette\_X explanation) ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/306 "2005-01-24T00:33:13Z")
Huh. And as I read your post there, I realize for the first time in about 1.5 years that your name is not **Flam_e_sterette\_X**. Something new every day, or some such stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/307 "2005-01-24T00:54:05Z")
Heh, it’s happened before and will again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/308 "2005-01-24T07:05:28Z")
> [@Flamsterette\_X](#): > > The Wheel of Time turns and Ages come and pass. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow This post has been Robert Jordanized by Robert Jordan ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/309 "2005-01-24T07:56:57Z")
> [@](#): > > This post has been Robert Jordanized by Robert Jordan That post had 17,396,826 too few words to have ever been posted by Jordan. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/310 "2005-01-24T13:49:27Z")
> [@Taber](#): > > This post has been Robert Jordanized by Robert Jordan God help us, Robert Jordan has become his own verb! :o ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/311 "2005-01-24T16:54:06Z")
This post has been Phil Spectored, resurrected. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-not-the-grapist/277463/312 "2005-01-24T17:05:32Z")
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