# I Am Now Officially Wierd

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 14, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503 "2015-06-14T13:26:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/1 "2015-06-14T13:26:46Z")

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I took some KitKat bars and dipped them in Tostito brand chunky salsa.  
And liked it.  
I think I may need professional counseling. Does anyone else have my condition?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/2 "2015-06-14T13:41:56Z")

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It’s been years, but I used to love peanut butter, cream cheese and banana sandwiches.

And I thought the heading was …Officially Wired.

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/3 "2015-06-14T13:53:24Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> It’s been years, but I used to love peanut butter, cream cheese and banana sandwiches.
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> And I thought the heading was …Officially Wired.

Ah yes! I make peanut butter and banana sandwiches often.  
Never tried it with cream cheese. I’ll have to try that next time.

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### Author: ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/4 "2015-06-14T14:15:56Z")

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Whaa… I just… I don’t… I can’t…why?.. ugh…

\<puts Cabin\_Fever on the list…\>

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/5 "2015-06-14T14:24:15Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> Ah yes! I make peanut butter and banana sandwiches often.  
> Never tried it with cream cheese. I’ll have to try that next time.

IIRC, the cream cheese and the banana slices need to be the same thickness, so none of that sissy “tub” CC, we’re talking half (or more) a BLOCK of slice-it-up cheese. I’m gettin a hankerin.

One of my cousins eats ketchup on her scrambled eggs.

Double chocolate donuts (choco cake w/dark choco frosting) chased with orange juice–one after the other–good choco taste, here comes the orange; orange taste settles in, here comes the choco. Repeat.

And, of course, YMMV. 😉

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### Author: ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/6 "2015-06-14T14:36:04Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> I took some KitKat bars and dipped them in Tostito brand chunky salsa.

yum

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### Author: ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/7 "2015-06-14T14:42:32Z")

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Gave me a shiver, when I read it! Ick!

(Note to self: Decline any dinner invitations from Cabin Fever!)

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/8 "2015-06-14T14:44:46Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Whaa… I just… I don’t… I can’t…why?.. ugh…
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> \<puts Cabin\_Fever on the list…\>

LOL. I think tequila was involved.  
However I stand by my assertion: it WAS tasty.  
Who would have thought?

BTW. What list am I on _now_? Is there and entrance fee? Do I need to bring pie, squid, or goats?

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/9 "2015-06-14T14:48:35Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Gave me a shiver, when I read it! Ick!
> 
> (Note to self: Decline any dinner invitations from Cabin Fever!)

But I made some oyster stew with marmalade seasoning and cilantro for you. I was hoping you would come over for some. 😃

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/10 "2015-06-14T14:50:32Z")

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> [@Baal\_Houtham](#):
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> yum

Thank you for validating my Weirdness.  
You seem to be the only one. 🆒

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/11 "2015-06-14T14:52:28Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> But I made some oyster stew with marmalade seasoning and cilantro for you. I was hoping you would come over for some. 😃

OYSTERS!?! EWEEWWEWEWEWWEWWEEEEOUOUUOUOEW-ICK! Like eating boogers.

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/12 "2015-06-14T14:53:26Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> IIRC, the cream cheese and the banana slices need to be the same thickness, so none of that sissy “tub” CC, we’re talking half (or more) a BLOCK of slice-it-up cheese. I’m gettin a hankerin.
> 
> One of my cousins eats ketchup on her scrambled eggs.
> 
> Double chocolate donuts (choco cake w/dark choco frosting) chased with orange juice–one after the other–good choco taste, here comes the orange; orange taste settles in, here comes the choco. Repeat.
> 
> And, of course, YMMV. 😉

You are making me hungry. Off to the grocery store soon. 🙂

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/13 "2015-06-14T14:55:11Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> OYSTERS!?! EWEEWWEWEWEWWEWWEEEEOUOUUOUOEW-ICK! Like eating boogers.

That is okay. More for **elbows** and me.

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### Author: ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/14 "2015-06-14T15:06:34Z")

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Barbarian Junior is in a phase where everything, absolutely everything, must be tried with sriracha. He professes to like most combinations, including some too disgusting to mention here.

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/15 "2015-06-14T15:10:55Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Barbarian Junior is in a phase where everything, absolutely everything, must be tried with sriracha. He professes to like most combinations, including some too disgusting to mention here.

I think disgusting and weird go together. Fight Ignorance and do tell!

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### Author: ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/16 "2015-06-14T15:20:32Z")

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Here is another one from me:  
I have 3 quart bags of shelled pecans that was given to me.  
After eating a few handfuls, the taste was getting kind of, how shall we say? Bland.  
Tried dipping them in salsa con queso (Made With Real Cheese says the label).  
Naw. Interesting combination but don’t try this without having a vomitorium nearby.

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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/17 "2015-06-14T15:32:36Z")

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Liver-sausage on Raisin Bread.  
Very yummy.

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### Author: ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/18 "2015-06-14T15:37:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quote:  
> That is okay. More for elbows and me.

Stop saying that! ::::_involuntary full body shiver:::::_

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### Author: ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/19 "2015-06-14T15:50:41Z")

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I’m sorry, but in my opinion chocolate is perfection - and needs nothing else.

However I relish Marmite, so who am I to judge?!

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### Author: ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/20 "2015-06-14T16:09:08Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> I took some KitKat bars and dipped them in Tostito brand chunky salsa.  
> And liked it.  
> I think I may need professional counseling. Does anyone else have my condition?

I put chocolate cake frosting on a slice of pepperoni pizza once and ate it in front of the kids, with the idea being to gross them out. Damn, that was delicious. How could I have thought that combining two of the foods of the gods would turn out bad?

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