# I Am Now Officially Wierd

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 14, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503 "2015-06-14T13:26:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/21 "2015-06-14T16:35:50Z")

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My sister eats peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. I have no words.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/22 "2015-06-14T16:38:47Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> I took some KitKat bars and dipped them in Tostito brand chunky salsa.  
> And liked it.  
> I think I may need professional counseling. Does anyone else have my condition?

Either you need very good obstetrical care, or you need to call Hollywood to have them film a documentary of your miraculous pregnancy 😃

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/23 "2015-06-14T16:40:43Z")

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I had heard about mole so once I was at a lunch where I had brought your average bean-and-meat chili and someone had brought chocolate balls, so I put a few in, and the combination was surprisingly tasty. Then again I also sometimes make peach-jerk chili, substituting jerk powder for the red pepper and peaches for the meat, and it’s also pretty darn good (the peach and the allspice in the jerk make it taste christmas-y).

> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> And I thought the heading was …Officially Wired.

Me too.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/24 "2015-06-14T18:00:41Z")

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I bought - and ate - a pre-packaged tuna salad sandwich from a filthy truth stop in central Illinois. I enjoyed it, but my brother was horrified.

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**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/25 "2015-06-14T18:25:05Z")

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Interesting OP/username combo.

That’s what happens when you don’t get out to see the sunshine every once in a while.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/26 "2015-06-14T18:43:57Z")

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When I was little, any time we had baked beans with dinner my father would add a few squeezes of yellow mustard to his beans and stir it in before he at them. I picked up the habit from him and I always assumed it was a pretty common thing.

It wasn’t until a few years ago that I discovered that it wasn’t a common thing, or even a common thing in Boston where he grew up - as far as I can tell, it was just something that he and he alone did.

It’s good, though.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/27 "2015-06-14T18:52:35Z")

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> [@seal\_cleaner](#):
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> I bought - and ate - a pre-packaged tuna salad sandwich from a filthy truth stop in central Illinois. I enjoyed it, but my brother was horrified.

Illinois has truth stops? I’d expect those in Texas, for some reason.

(Packaged sandwiches are usually made somewhere else, so you were probably safer than you and your brother thought.)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/28 "2015-06-14T18:58:50Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> But I made some oyster stew with marmalade seasoning and cilantro for you. I was hoping you would come over for some. 😃

> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> OYSTERS!?! EWEEWWEWEWEWWEWWEEEEOUOUUOUOEW-ICK! Like eating boogers.

Yeah.

SOMEBODY ELSE’S!!! :eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/29 "2015-06-14T19:14:16Z")

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^ +1

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/30 "2015-06-14T19:16:41Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Stop saying that! ::::_involuntary full body shiver:::::_

😃 I jest.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/31 "2015-06-14T19:18:54Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> Either you need very good obstetrical care, or you need to call Hollywood to have them film a documentary of your miraculous pregnancy 😃

I am a male of the human species.  
I guess I need more help than I thought. 😉

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/32 "2015-06-14T19:22:37Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> I put chocolate cake frosting on a slice of pepperoni pizza once and ate it in front of the kids, with the idea being to gross them out. Damn, that was delicious. How could I have thought that combining two of the foods of the gods would turn out bad?

Next time I order pizza I am going to try that. I have been twisted beyond all belief by my late-night experiment. I am doomed. 😛

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/33 "2015-06-14T19:26:25Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I had heard about mole so once I was at a lunch where I had brought your average bean-and-meat chili and someone had brought chocolate balls, so I put a few in, and the combination was surprisingly tasty. Then again I also sometimes make peach-jerk chili, substituting jerk powder for the red pepper and peaches for the meat, and it’s also pretty darn good (the peach and the allspice in the jerk make it taste christmas-y).
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> Me too.

Now that sounds tasty. Color me interested as I live in BlandFood County, Michigan.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/34 "2015-06-14T19:31:46Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Illinois has truth stops? I’d expect those in Texas, for some reason.
> 
> (Packaged sandwiches are usually made somewhere else, so you were probably safer than you and your brother thought.)

There is a “truth stop” on I-10 west of Ft. Stockton. If you have any left-over tuna fish sandwiches, give those to them while they sniff your vehicle. The dogs, not the officers - as they require steak and shrimp :D.  
They may let you pass through.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/35 "2015-06-14T19:35:19Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> When I was little, any time we had baked beans with dinner my father would add a few squeezes of yellow mustard to his beans and stir it in before he at them. I picked up the habit from him and I always assumed it was a pretty common thing.
> 
> It wasn’t until a few years ago that I discovered that it wasn’t a common thing, or even a common thing in Boston where he grew up - as far as I can tell, it was just something that he and he alone did.
> 
> It’s good, though.

I knew a guy who this and then added a dollop of ketchup on it, then mixed it all in. Never tried it myself.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/36 "2015-06-14T19:47:25Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Liver-sausage on Raisin Bread.  
> Very yummy.

What the heck. Liver ground to make sausage? Interesting.  
I always detested liver (cow) until the kind lady at the Baptist church I worked at as custodian showed me how to properly cook it. I haven’t taken her advice to heart, but your idea is intriguing.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/37 "2015-06-14T20:18:02Z")

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It’s not just the truth, it’s the FILTHY truth. Only for the brave/foolhardy!

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/38 "2015-06-14T20:52:48Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> I am a male of the human species.  
> I guess I need more help than I thought. 😉

Have you checked for a ticking watch? You may be a Time Lord disguised with a chameleon circuit.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Oo2RKAHu-kI/maxresdefault.jpg "Fish fingers... and custard? - Doctor Who - BBC") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo2RKAHu-kI)

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/39 "2015-06-15T01:27:50Z")

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What’s a truth stop?

Please enlighten those of us who live in places without them.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-now-officially-wierd/722503/40 "2015-06-15T01:43:01Z")

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> [@Scribble](#):
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> What’s a truth stop?
> 
> Please enlighten those of us who live in places without them.

I surmise it was meant as “truck stop”. A place where excellent cuisine is served to those fine folks who haul freight, load up with fuel, and buy a shower ticket.  
I was playing off the mis-spelling.  
(There is a Border Patrol stop where I mentioned. East of El Paso, west of Fort Stockton on I-10)

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