# I am of course

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 28, 2014, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850 "2014-06-28T09:52:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![SarahLiamJarvie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/838e76/32.png) [@SarahLiamJarvie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SarahLiamJarvie)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/1 "2014-06-28T09:52:10Z")

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Last night, I did 320 hammercurls using a 5kg dumbbell.

Tonight, I am aiming for 640.

Pls wish me good luck and send me photos of your boobs.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/2 "2014-06-28T11:32:38Z")

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Check your inbox.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/3 "2014-06-28T11:42:19Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Check your inbox.

It’s a trap!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/4 "2014-06-28T12:32:41Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/5 "2014-06-28T12:33:55Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> nm

Say it. You know you want to.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/6 "2014-06-28T13:06:50Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> It’s a trap!

Boob Trap, (by Milton Bradley)

_cue snappy jingle_

\*Boob trap! I guarantee…  
It’s the craziest trap you’ll ever see!

(announcer: the first to capture everyone else’s mouse is the Winner!)

Just turn the crank and snap the plank!  
And boot the marble right up that chute…  
Now watch it roll and hit the bowl!

And sock the balls in the rub-a-dub-tub  
It’ll knock the man into the pan  
The trap is set (here comes the net)

Boob trap! I guarantee…  
It’s the craziest trap you’ll ever see!\*

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_dJr2SdyLGk/hqdefault.jpg "MOUSE TRAP COMMERCIAL 1990") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJr2SdyLGk)

\*bras sold separately

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/7 "2014-06-28T13:20:09Z")

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I must say I’m impressed with someone who can do hundreds of repetitions of anything…

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/8 "2014-06-28T13:46:12Z")

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> [@SarahLiamJarvie](#):
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> Last night, I did 320 hammercurls using a 5kg dumbbell.

Metric system conversion to American:

Last night I couldn’t find the remote, so I stood up and changed the channel manually.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/9 "2014-06-28T13:55:27Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I must say I’m impressed with someone who can do hundreds of repetitions of anything…

Yeah. I think that after the first couple of hundred repetitions, I would start to question how badly I really wanted to see those boobs.

Are the terms negotiable for this sort of thing? How about, 100 reps, one boob? Or some sideboob for 20?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-of-course/691850/10 "2014-06-28T14:47:12Z")

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Just, no.

**Hal Briston** - MPSIMS Moderator
